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Batman: Under the Red Hood (Video 2010) Poster

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Jason Todd: Ignoring what he's done in the past. Blindly, stupid, disregarding the entire graveyards he's filled, the thousands of who have suffered, the friends he's crippled. You know, I thought... I thought I'd be the last person you'd ever let him hurt. If it had been you that he beat to a bloody pulp, if he had taken you from this world, I would've done nothing but search the planet for this pathetic pile of evil death-worshiping garbage and sent him off to hell.

Batman: You don't understand. I don't think you'd ever understood.

Jason Todd: What? What, your moral code just won't allow for that? It's too hard to cross that line?

Batman: No. God Almighty, no. It'd be too damned easy. All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn't go by I don't think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he's dealt out to others and them end him.

Joker: Aw. So you do think about me.

Batman: But if I do that, if I allow myself to go down into that place, I'll never come back.

Jason Todd: Why? I'm not talking about killing Penguin or Scarecrow or Dent. I'm talking about him. Just him. And doing it because... Because he took me away from you.

Batman: I can't. I'm sorry.

Jason Todd: Is that what think this is about?That you let me die?I don't know what's worse, your grief or your antiquated sense of morality, Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me. But why? Why on God's earth...

[smashes closet door open holding Joker]

Jason Todd: ...is he still alive!

Joker: [Cackles] Gotta give the boy points. He came all the way from the dead to make this shindig happen. So who's got a camera? Ooh! Ooh! Get one of me and the kid first. Then you and me, then the three of us. And then the one with the crowbar.

Leon: You wanna die? There's easier ways to kill yourself.

Red Hood: Yeah, like yelling at the guy who's holding the AK-47.

Jason Todd: [puts gun to Joker's temple] You'll be as quiet as possible or I'll put one in your lap first.

Joker: Party pooper. No cake for you.

Joker: [strikes Robin with crowbar] What hurts more? A? Or B? Forehand? Or backhand?

[puts his ear to Robin's face]

Joker: A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.

[Robin spits in his face]

Joker: Now, that was rude. The first boy blunder had some manners. I suppose I'm going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I'm just gonna keep beating you with this crowbar.

Joker: [to Batman] You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?

[laughs maniacally]

Batman: [Red Hood finally removes his mask, revealing his face] Jason.

Jason Todd: Yes.

Batman: I don't wanna fight you.

Jason Todd: All evidence to the contrary.

Batman: Please,I can help you.I know what happened.

Jason Todd: Oh,you got to talking with Ra's, huh?Does it make it easier for you to think that my dip in his fountain of youth... turned me rabid?Or is this just the real me?

Black Mask: I'm being forced into negotiating with a psychotic.

Ms. Li: That doesn't sound good.

Black Mask: No. It's going to be a nightmare.

Red Hood: [strikes Joker with crowbar] Tell me, how does that feel?

Joker: You know, it only hurts when I laugh.

Batman: Who are you working for?

Thug: Nobody! Look, we just boosted the truck, and uh...

Batman: Lie to me again, and crashing into a wall head-on will be the least painful activity of your evening.

Bruce Wayne: [Dick has been injured] Alfred, take him home.

Dick Grayson: I can help.

Bruce Wayne: You already have. Thank you.

Dick Grayson: Alright but you know where to find me if you need me. He did just... thank me didn't he?

Alfred Pennyworth: Indeed he did sir.

Dick Grayson: Weird.

Black Mask: Oh, so we got another Batman? One who doesn't mind the blood?

Nightwing: But he is locked up, like a lot locked up. Maybe we should go for a visit.

[Looks over to where Bruce was just sitting to see him gone]

Nightwing: Could you just once say 'Let's get in the car.' Is that so hard?

Batman: This doesn't change anything. It doesn't change anything at all.

Batman: [about Jason] Do you remember how he was when I found him?

Alfred Pennyworth: Of course, sir. Fearless, arrogant, brash and gifted.

Batman: Yes. Different than Dick in so many ways but still full of potential and power. But I knew, even from the beginning, he was dangerous. If I hadn't made into Robin, he would have grown to do wrong. Then I got him killed. My partner. My soldier. My fault. I own that. I'll carry that like everything else. But now there's this. He's taken everything I've ever taught him and turned it on me. It's a hell of a making, Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth: Sir, this is not your doing. You loved him. He knows that. It should be enough.

Batman: It's not.

Nightwing: Packs quite the punch for a toaster on steroids, huh? Need a hand?

Batman: No.

Nightwing: Okay, well, how about I just stick around and watch?

Red Hood: Hard to forget that night, huh? In a way, Batman, this was the site of your first great failure. Maybe your greatest, but certainly not your last, right? Ah, memories.

Red Hood: Just be happy I only killed one of them. They're all assassins.

Batman: And what are you?

Red Hood: I'm cleaning up Gotham. More than you ever did.

Batman: You're stealing territory from Black Mask and killing anyone who gets in your way.

Red Hood: Black Mask is just a part of the plan.

Batman: Plan? You're becoming a crime lord.

Red Hood: Yes. You can't stop crime. That's what you never understood. I'm controlling it. You wanna rule them by fear. But what do you do with the ones who aren't afraid? I'm doing what you won't, I'm taking them out.

Batman: Tell me what happened to you. Let me help.

Red Hood: It's too late. You had your chance. And I'm just getting started.

Black Mask: You wanna tell me why this guy ain't dead?

Ms. Li: We're trying. We sent the Fearsome Hand of Four.

Black Mask: Four? Guess they're gonna need a new name. Why hasn't Batman wiped this little smear off the face of the planet?

Ms. Li: Maybe he doesn't want to. Perhaps he's letting your and the Red Hood war it out. He could be waiting...

Black Mask: To take on the winner? What do you think this is? A tennis tournament?

Bobo: Okay, crazy man, this is all very generous. But why in the hell should we listen to you?

[Red Hood drops a duffel bag of human heads]

Tyler: Damn.

Red Hood: Those are the heads of all of your lieutenants. That took me two hours. You wanna see what I get done in a whole evening?

Nightwing: He's got some moves, huh? And as much I hate to belabor a point...

Alfred Pennyworth: And still that is often exactly what you do.

Nightwing: I'm chatty. It's part of my charm. I'm saying that our boy here has some skills.He's been trained and trained well.Like right there. That. He sliced that cable off his ankle before it went taunt.You don't just do that. That has to be practiced. Learned.

Black Mask: I want this man dead. When I say "dead," I mean seriously dead. Beaten, broken. His head mounted-on-my-wall kind of dead!

[to Batman after he uses a rocket to destroy The Red Hood's helicopter]

Nightwing: You know what I miss most about running with you? The toys.

Batman: You shattered his collar bone!

Young Robin: He's a drug dealing pimp! I didn't think I had to prop up some pillows before I took him out!

Black Mask: I hope you understand the trouble I've gone through to arrange this little get together, a lot of money, a lot of dead meat,I've got a problem and you are absolutely the man who possesses the gifts to take care of that problem, I need you to murder the Red Hood, you think you can handle that?

Joker: [Joker is eating a packet of chips and coughs] May I have some water?

[One of Black Mask's agents gets him a glass of water, Joker breaks it over the end of the table and shoves it in the agent's throat, takes his gun and shoots the other agents, Black Mask stares down the barrel of the gun as Joker laughs maniacally]

Joker: I'm gonna need something to wave and a very big truck

Black Mask: Sure, anything else?

Joker: I'll gonna need some guys, not these guys because well they're kind of dead

Nightwing: You're gonna have to do better than that.

Batman: I did.

[Amazo explodes]

Joker: [Putting on a coat] Okay kiddo I've got to go, but it's been fun though right?

[turns towards Jason who's lying motionless in a puddle of his blood]

Joker: Well maybe a smidge more fun for me than you I'm guessing since you're being awful quiet, anyway be a good boy finish your homework and be in bed by nine, and hey please tell the big man I said... hello!

[laughs manically and locks the shed]

Batman: You say you want to be better than me, but it won't happen. Not like this.

[punches Red Hood through the wall]

Young Robin: Twenty rounds a second and you're still too slow.

Young Robin: [to Riddler] Riddle me this. What's green and purple but covered in red and yellow? You. When I land on your sorry butt.

Batman: No! You're anything but good.

Joker: [to Nightwing] Oh, Bird Boy, you're so much less fun now. All grown up and in your big-boy pants. Still, better off than his replacement, right? Even tougher making with the yuks when you're worm food, huh?

[Batman flings Joker across the room, he angrily picks Joker up by the throat and slams him against the wall as Night wing looks on]

Joker: [smiles] You gonna do it this time?

[Batman releases his grip dropping Joker to the floor]

Joker: So disappointed but back to the matter at hand, do you really think I would go through all that trouble and not make sure you knew it was me

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