Pandemija smijeha (2021)

Marin Mandir: Mate

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• Mate : [Looks at his mobile phone]  Thank God they finally declared a pandemic!

  [Looks at Damir] 

  Mate : Now I finally have an excuse to stay as far away from you and your backwardness as possible! You look like someone who hasn't even been born to the end.

• Ivan : You know, it's about time they made a remake of ''The Lord of the Rings''. Enough time has passed.

  Mate : Yes, and to make a totally new casting. For instance, Eddie Murphy as Gandalf.

  Ivan : [laughs hysterically] 

  Mate : Eddie Murphy as Gandalf; He likes playing pranks. Let's finish off Sauron with flatulance.

  Ivan : [laughs more and more] 

  Mate : Let's turn all Orcs into Orkos! And then he shrinks Frodo even further, so that he can star in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

  Ivan : [laughs uncontrollably] 

  Mate : You are somehow laughing really long. Really suspiciously long.

  Ivan : [Mate flees. Ivan falls from his chair from laughter] 

• Mate : I don't understand why I was brought here. What is this?

  Inspector : Mr. Mate, this is a routine control. We are randomly testing people to restrain the pandemic.

  Mate : But I feel healthy! I haven't laughed for three months now!

  Inspector : Yes, but some people don't have any symptoms until they are forced to laugh. Are there any comedians in your family?

  Mate : I threw away everything that's funny! Everything! Comedies, DVDs, books. I even threw away Voltaire to only have serious novels.

  Inspector : OK Mate, we'll now show you a couple of humorous video clips, and you must endure without laughing.

  Mate : And what if I do laugh?

  Inspector : In that case, you are sick. You are endangering others with your laugh, and will undergo a two month quarantine.

  Mate : What...? Who can guarantee that I won't laugh at some of those degenerates...

  Inspector : Quiet! My uncle was infected. He laughed for 120 consecutive hours. He couldn't hold it any longer, so he threw himself from a lighthouse into the sea, where he was eaten by a shark. These are serious things, Mate. Don't underestimate the power of the pandemic. Focus, the testing starts now!