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Loosies (2011)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Crime, Romance | 9 November 2011 (USA)
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A young pickpocket in the New York subways, living a fast, free, lifestyle is confronted by a woman with whom he had a one night affair.

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Rita Corelli
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A young pickpocket in the New York subways, living a fast, free, lifestyle is confronted by a woman whom he had a one night affair with, she informs him that she is now pregnant with his child, he must now choose between continuing the lifestyle he lead or take responsibility for his actions. Written by Anonymous

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subway | f word | new york city | thief | See All (4) »

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Love is not a crime.

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Comedy | Crime | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for some violence, sexual content and language

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9 November 2011 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Bingo, zsebesnek áll a világ  »

Box Office

Budget:

$3,900,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$808 (USA) (13 January 2012)

Gross:

$3,318 (USA) (20 January 2012)
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Trivia

Paul McDonald (XIV) (American Idol) and his band, Grand Magnolias, have three songs on the soundtrack. Paul married Nikki Reed on 16 October 2011. Nikki Reed starred in the 'Twilight (2008/I)' movies with Peter Facinelli. See more »

Goofs

After the two jump in the cab, as it drives away you can clearly see the police officer that was holding up traffic in the rear- view mirror. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Bobby Corelli: I was staring at your fish. That's a cute one, it's got little bug eyes. Is that your fish? Yeah? When I was little I had fish. I had a tropical fish. It was bad, I put the heater on and I left, and when I came back they were all over the floor, poor bastards. All right, well, this is me. Take care of that fish...
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References Dr. Phil (2002) See more »

Soundtracks

Sugar Blues
Written by Eric Bradley
Performed by The Young Royals
Courtesy of Motor Avenue Records
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The internet has made idiots of...
10 October 2012 | by (Charlotte North By God Carolina) – See all my reviews

half the population. Well actually, these idiots have always polluted the gene pool, but now they get to spread their ignorance around the world via the internet.

First of all, don't pay any attention to these bad "reviews," I seriously doubt these people actually watched this movie. For an independent, it was quite a surprise. Facinelli does a terrific job with the screenplay about a pickpocket trying to pay off his Father's $500,000 debt to scumbag Vincent Gallo. Along the way, he manages to lift a badge from Michael Madsen, who works for acknowledged superfreak William Forsythe (in a very subdued role) and then all hell breaks loose.

As our lead is being pursued by seemingly the entire NY City police force, his mom breaks bad with Joe Pantoliano, and he "accidentally" bumps into and falls in love with the beautiful, but recently impregnated, Jaimie Alexander, with whom he had a one night fling then apparently forgot about.

The writing is tight, the characters are well cast, there is humor, drama, intrigue, and romance, and this is Michael Madsen's best role since ... well since hell I cant remember... a long damn time.

Anybody that doesn't like this movie needs their heads examined. For its budget, a solid 9/10.


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