Batman: Arkham City (2011 Video Game)
Batman: It was all a lie. There's nothing wrong with you.
The Joker: Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know...
[reveals disfigured face]
The Joker: ... there's plenty wrong with me.
(none): [Easter egg, over credits]
Harley Quinn: Shhhhh, there there...
Harley Quinn: [singing] Hush, little baby, don't say a word / Momma's gonna kill for you the whole damn world.
Batman: You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you.
The Joker: [laughs, coughs] Actually that is pretty funny.
Batman: [in a very threatening voice] Don't EVER try to get in my head again, Hatter.
Mad Hatter: But you don't understand. I need you. I can't win without you.
Batman: Then you lose. I'm not your slave. Not now, not ever.
Hugo Strange: I feel I should thank you. Capturing Bruce Wayne is so much easier than capturing Batman, and now that we have you, Protocol 10 is ready to commence. It will be my legacy. A monument to your failure. And if you try to stop me, I guarantee everyone will know your secret.
Batman: Let's just talk about this...
The Joker: NOW you wanna talk?
[pointing a gun to Talia's head]
The Joker: too late
Arkham thug: [window shatters offscreen] It's Batman!
[Catwoman walks into view]
Arkham thug: What the hell?
Catwoman: Sorry you disappoint you boys. It's just little ol' me.
Hugo Strange: [Batman is shown perched on a gargoyle] So you know my name? Good because I know everything about you,
[the camera zooms as rain pours down Batman's mask]
Hugo Strange: I know your darkest secret, your ultimate weakness; I know that you are Bruce Wayne.
[Batman looks up]
The Joker: [singing to Batman] Only you can make this world seem right / Only you can make the darkness bright / Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do / and fill my heart with love for only you...
The Joker: Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for, how long as it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right, you left me to die. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs
Hugo Strange: How does it feel, Wayne? To stand on the very stone that ran with your parents' blood? Do you feel sad? Full of rage? Or does that outfit help bury your feelings? Hiding your true self. You're truly an extraordinary specimen... I look forward to breaking you.
Bruce Wayne: It's billionaire, Vicki. Millionaire is so last year.
The Joker: You're making me late for my spa treatment! I mean, it's not like you've got a girl to save anymore!
The Joker: ooh, I'm sorry! Would a change of scenery help ease the pain?
[pulls out a detonator switch and blows Batman into the floor below]
Tyger 4: We have positive ID on Batman. He is kicking all kinds of ass down there.
Harley Quinn: It'd be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit.
[Strikes Batman with a baseball bat]
The Joker: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. Watch me kill your favorite cat.
[looks at Strange's guards]
The Joker: YOOHOO! Anybody home?... No sense of humor...
Batman: I told you I'd find her.
Mr. Freeze: Thank you, Batman. I am sorry I doubted you.
Batman: Just fix her and quit this life. You're better than this.
Oracle: [after Batman emerges from a lengthy fight with Ra's al Ghul] Bruce? Where the hell have you been? I thought you were dead.
Batman: Sorry to disappoint you.
Hugo Strange: Computer, activate Protocol 11... Password: Wayne.
The Joker: Get out of the way, Bats! I've got a date with immortality!
Catwoman: [after Batman helps Catwoman defeat Two-Face] Anyone ever tell you you're full of surprises?
Batman: I figured you could use my help, Selena.
Catwoman: You're right, I think I chipped a nail back there.
Catwoman: So what do you need, Mr. Detective?
Batman: Protocol 10. What do you know, Selena?
Catwoman: Never heard of it.
Batman: That's not what I wanted to hear. What about Strange?
Catwoman: I don't trust him. He's been missing for years, and suddenly he's been put in charge running Arkham City. Rumor has it he's been working with Joker, planning something special just for you. Maybe *that's* Protocol 10.
The Joker: [Off-Screen, looking through a scope] Twinkle, twinkle, little Bat. Watch me kill your favorite Cat.
[laughs and coughs]
Catwoman: The *Ex* District Attorney here said something...
[Batman then sees a green laser on Catwoman knowing that it's The Joker wanting to kill her, but Batman grabs Catwoman and shoves her out of the way of the bullet before the bullet struck Catwoman]
Catwoman: What the hell?
The Joker: [Off-Screen, looking through a scope] See you soon, Bats.
[laughs and coughs]
Catwoman: This place is dangerous, I like it. You expecting a kiss?
Batman: It was Joker. You're not safe here. No-one is.
Catwoman: Nine lives, remember?
[Uses her whip to escape from the courtroom]
Catwoman: [after dodging a sniper bullet] This place is dangerous... I like it!
Mr. Freeze: Have ever seen a flower die? Watched something that was once so beautiful, so full of life, collapse and rot from within?
The Riddler: Do you admit that I am smarter than a bat?
The Penguin: [to Batman] Look around you. This horrible bunch of psychopaths are all begging to join up with me, but unfortunately for them, I only take the best. And today, the best means whoever can kill you, come on out lads, it's initiation time
Batman: I didn't need your help.
Robin: Really? That's not what it looked like from where I was standing.
The Penguin: So, Batman, you 'ere for the cops, the ice man, or me?
Batman: I was only here for Fries and the hostages, but now, I'm taking you down too.
The Penguin: Ooh, aren't you scary.
Batman: You're about to find out.
Martha Wayne: [Batman is about to succumb to the effects of the Joker's poison blood, he has a vision of his parents at the Pearly white gates] Bruce, you can hear me, can you? You need to step into the light, your father and I are waiting. We missed you so much. You have to do it, Bruce. We need you to do it Bruce. Bruce. Bruce.
Oracle: [Batman regains consciousness and the voice turns into Oracle] Bruce, can you hear me? Your vitals, they're dropping, it's almost like they're in freefall. You need to find what you're looking for, now.
Batman: [Coughs slightly] How long have I got?
Oracle: Thank God. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. At this rate, I say minutes. Seriously, Bruce. you need to tell me what you want me to do. What do I get Robin to do. You know, if you don't...
Batman: I'll make it.
Harley Quinn: Coming through, B-Man.
[Approaches Batman who shoves Harley to the ground]
Joker Thug: Let the lady go, Bat-freak. Or all these people get a bullet in their heads.
Harley Quinn: [Getting up] I think you should do what he says. It'll be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain, like it? What am I kidding, of course you do, who wouldn't? So anyway, here's the deal, Mr. J is really not up for a visit right now, he's not feeling himself. Well he was earlier, but that's not what I meant. He's not doing so good and that idiot doctor I sent from here didn't help. I've seen more smarts from *these* bozos. I've gotta run, boys. If he tries anything funny, kill him!
Batman: Where's Ra's? If he's dead again, I need you to wake him up.
Commissioner Gordon: What the hell happened in there? Batman, what happened?
The Joker: Quick, the cure! What are you waiting for? C'mon! I killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham and hell, it's not even breakfast. But so what? We all know you'll save me.
Batman: Every decision you've ever made ends with death and misery. People die. I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again.
The Joker: Think of it as a running gag.
Mad Hatter: You're mine now. You're mine and there's nothing Strange can do about it. Are you not going to drink your tea? It's my special tea. My special tea. My specialty.
Batman: Go to hell, Jervis.
Tyger 4: All units, this is Air Tyger 4. We have confirmation that Prisoner 4011 is in the courthouse. I repeat, Catwoman is in the courthouse.
Hugo Strange: Is she in danger?
Tyger 4: Affirmative. Target is being held by Dent. We believe he intends to kill her. How should we proceed?
Hugo Strange: Stand down. Let Two Face have his fun.
Tyger 4: Understood.
Batman: That doesn't sound good.
(none): [after Batman destroys Penguin's disruptor devices]
The Penguin: What the hell is happening down there? Hello? Is someone gonna answer me?
The Penguin: I give you one simple task: stick up a couple of freaking machines! And what? You can't even get that right? I hope Batman broke every bone in your stupid bodies. I hope you're lying there, desperately trying to breathe through fractured ribs and punctured lungs! And if you're not, you'd better summon whatever strength you've got left and run, 'cause after I'm done with the Bat, YOU'RE ALL NEXT!
Mr. Freeze: [Seeing Batman returning] Impressive, Batman. I doubted you actually returned.
Batman: I'm a man of my word, Victor.
[Mr. Freeze takes the vial of Ra's Al' Goul's blood]
Batman: You should know that by now.
Mr. Freeze: [after making the cure] The formula is complete. The bonding process seems to be successful. How are you feeling? You look unwell.
Batman: Give it to me.
Mr. Freeze: I'm afraid I can not do that, Batman. You have given me your last...
Mr. Freeze: order.
Batman: *This* is *not* a time for negotiation.
Mr. Freeze: I think it is. The clown has my wife. Bring her back to me.
[Batman then turns to the safe and tries to get the other vial, but Mr. Freeze uses his ice gun to freeze the safe]
Batman: You don't want to do this, Freeze.
Mr. Freeze: Oh, I believe I do.
[His suit activates]
Mr. Freeze: You will bring me Nora, or you, will, die.
Hugo Strange: Had you ever considered that all this is your fault? Your presence creates these animals...
Batman: [Batman holds the captain over the edge of a building rooftop] Who sent you?
Captain: Hugo Strange.
The Joker: We're coming to the end, aren't we? When you see what I've been planning all along, you'll just die!
Talia al Ghul: Thousands of warriors have fallen in pursuit of the Demon. Would-be successors have proven to be nothing more than children battling the enormity of creation.
Batman: I've seen worse.
Bruce Wayne: Shut Arkham City down! It's out of control!
Hugo Strange: Shut it down? By the end of tonight, I will be a hero. Just like you... Batman.
Harvey Dent: The only way to get by in this place is to get ourselves some respect...
Two-Face: ...Fear! That's how we get respect! Show them all how we do things!
(none): [from trailer]
Hugo Strange: [Hugo Strange injects a soldier in the neck] I need details, captain, tell me everything about him.
Captain: I'm in a lot of pain...
Hugo Strange: This will help you...
(none): [injects him again]
Hugo Strange: ...remember!
Captain: We thought we had him trapped.
The Penguin: [blows up a bridge] See, I told you it would work. Blow up the bridges and cut off the clown's forces. Easy.
Inmate: But Mr. Cobblepot, we're stuck too.
The Penguin: So?
Inmate: We can't get back.
The Penguin: And your point is?
Inmate: Well, it's just... you've left us over here with The Joker's crew.
The Penguin: Try and take some of them down before you die, son. Ha ha ha.
Inmate: You bastard.
Batman: You're finished, Cobblepot.
The Penguin: No! I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me.
Batman: I can't guarantee that.
The Penguin: [pulls out detonator] Me neither.
[the platform explodes, sending Batman to a lower level]
Hugo Strange: Lower your weapons. Mr. Wayne will not be any trouble, will you, Mr. Wayne? The cuffs can stay on. We don't want to make things too easy for him.
Jack Ryder: Bruce Wayne? Great, here I was reporting on your crummy press conference, and now here we both are. I guess that'll teach you to get involved in politics.
Bruce Wayne: Listen to me carefully, when they open the door, do not panic. Stay close to me.
Jack Ryder: You think I'm taking advice from some guy who's never even been in a fight?
Catwoman: [sees Penguin trapped in a display case] What the hell are you supposed to be?
The Penguin: Piss off!
Catwoman: Really? Okay, if you insist. Oh, I forgot to say, speak to me like that again, Penguin, and I'll show you just what it feels like for a poor little bird to be torn apart by a cat.
The Penguin: Please, don't hurt me! I didn't mean it!
Catwoman: That's much nicer. See, you can be nice, Oswald. See you around.
The Penguin: Well, look who it is. What's up, Batman? Did a little bird tell you that Two-Face was back?
Batman: I'm surprised he didn't kill you. What did you do, hide?
The Penguin: Who do you think you're talking to? Oswald Cobblepot doesn't hide from anyone, understand? He just... he just didn't see me.
Batman: How convenient.
Batman: Alfred, I need to find a way into the Sionis Steel Mill.
Alfred Pennyworth: Have you tried the front door, sir?
Two-Face Thug #1: So what now?
Two-Face Thug #2: I say we wait here, find out what's happening with Arkham City, then we decide.
Two-Face Thug #3: You think? What the hell can they do next? Arkham County? Arkham Country? Big-ass Arkham World?
Two-Face Thug #2: Ha, like that'll ever happen.
Two-Face Thug #3: I dunno, man, these people are crazy, aren't they?
Two-Face Thug #2: Yes they are.
Vicki Vale: This is Vicki Vale reporting live from Arkham City; the controversial super-prison built right here in the heart of Gotham. In a few moments, Bruce Wayne will be live on stage to explain his sudden interest in Gotham politics. The infamous playboy millionaire has never been one to...
Bruce Wayne: It's billionaire, Vicki. Millionaires are so last year.
The Penguin: [Freezing Batman's right arm] Stay where I can see you, Batman. You wouldn't believe the fight the ol' snowman put up. Still, I got what I wanted That's all that matters.
[Shoots at the GCPD Officer]
The Penguin: Hold still, boy.
Undercover GCPD Officer: [Gets shot with an ice blast] No, no noooooo!
The Penguin: When you're done in here, feel free to meet me in the Iceberg Lounge so I can kick your ass again.
The Penguin: Enjoy the Cop-Sicle.
The Riddler: You are all experiencing fear in anticipation of some specific pain or danger. This is perfectly understandable.
The Riddler: Explore! Find my challenges! And when you fail to solve them and lie blubbering like an ignorant child on the floor, you will know, that the Riddler is better than you!
Hugo Strange: Extraordinary, isn't he?
Captain: You knew! You knew we couldn't take him down, you knew we were no match for him!
Hugo Strange: But soon we will be, this was merely the final twist of the knife.
Batman: [to Mr. Freeze] Today is not a good day to push me, Victor.
The Penguin: What the hell is happening down there? Hello! Is someone gonna answer me? I give you one simple task. Stick up a couple of freaking machines. And what? You couldn't even get that right? I hope Batman broke every bone in you stupid bodies. I hope you lie in there, desperately trying to breathe through fractured ribs and punctured lungs. And if you're not, you better summon whatever strength you've got left and run. 'Cause after I'm done with the bat, you're all next!
The Penguin: Look around you, this horrible buncha psychopaths is lookin' to join up with me, but unfortunately for them, I only take the best. And today, the best is whoever can kill you.
The Penguin: All alone, son. You better not piss me off by dyin'. I'd hate to have to wake ya up to kill ya again.
The Penguin: I'm running out of patience. You're running out of people. Let's see what runs out first!
The Joker: Quick, the cure! What are you waiting for? Come on! I killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham, and hell, it's not even breakfast. But so what? We all know you'll save me.
Batman: Every decision you've ever made ends in death and misery. People die. I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again.
The Joker: Think of it as a running gag...
[the Joker leaps out and stabs Batman in the shoulder, causing him to drop the vial containing the cure, shattering it]
The Joker: Nooooo!
[Batman pulls out the knife while the Joker drops to the floor and begins desperately trying to grab some of the cure]
The Joker: Are you happy now?
Batman: You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... I would have saved you.
The Joker: [laughs, coughs] That actually is... pretty funny...
The Joker: [starts laughing and coughing, then gasping for air and finally dies, smiling]