No Hard Feelings (2023)
Laura Benanti: Allison Becker
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Quotes
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Maddie Barker : Do you want me to date him, or "date" him?
Laird Becker , Allison Becker : Yes!
Laird Becker : Date him!
Allison Becker : Date him!
Laird Becker : Date him hard!
Maddie Barker : I'll date his brains out!
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Maddie Barker : And you're sure he's not gay?
Allison Becker : Yes. We've seen his porn. It's not gay.
Laird Becker : It's a little gay. Lot of bodies.
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Maddie Barker : Well, I know you were looking for someone early to mid-20s. I'm slightly older.
Allison Becker : Right. How old?
Maddie Barker : I just turned 29.
Allison Becker : Recently?
Maddie Barker : Last year.
Laird Becker : So you're 29?
Maddie Barker : Last year.
Allison Becker : And how old are you, like, right now?
Maddie Barker : One more year older.
Laird Becker : So 30.
Maddie Barker : Yeah. 32.
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Percy Becker : What other stuff have you been doing for me I don't know about? That time I beat you in basketball, did you let me win?
Maddie Barker : No. You beat me fair and square.
Percy Becker : What about Kyle McElroy? Kyle McElroy. The kid who bullied me. Did you have him expelled?
Allison Becker : No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.