The Thick of It (TV Series)

Episode #3.8 (2009)

Peter Capaldi: Malcolm Tucker

Quotes 

• Malcolm Tucker : [Picking up his phone]  Hello, Philip Scofield, I fuck lobsters for money.

• Man : Do you want to swim the Channel for Scope?

  Malcolm Tucker : No!

  Man : Would you want to go on Dragon's Den for Children in Need?

  Malcolm Tucker : I'd rather fuck a real dragon.

  Man : Would you consider promoting a political-themed restaurant?

  Malcolm Tucker : How does that - how does that even work? Oh fuck no, I don't care.

  Man : Would you like to write a children's book, called "The Angry Spider"?