Michael Ian Black: In my day, we had songs like "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go", not "I Wanna Sex You Up". Where's the mystery?
Sir Mix A Lot: [about rollerblading] You go down to Venice Beach, man, chicks know how to rollerblade in them little red shorts, eating a red lollipop. I liked that
Sir Mix A Lot: . My big ass on some rollerblades? Dude, you gotta be
Sir Mix A Lot: ing kidding me.
Stuart Scott: [about Pee Wee Herman] Who caught him? Do you go around a movie theater looking in the aisles to see if anybody is whacking off?