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'Gays Too Precious to Risk in Combat' Says General

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With military recruitment down, and the need for soldiers greater than ever, some say its time for the military to change its policy of barring homosexuals from enlisting.

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With military recruitment down, and the need for soldiers greater than ever, some say its time for the military to change its policy of barring homosexuals from enlisting.

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