- Jamie Scott: Bacon, crispy. Eggs, scrambled. Milk, chocolate.
- Haley James Scott: Hey! Besides please and thank you, do you have anything else you would like to say to your mother?
- Jamie Scott: Uh... pancakes, blueberry?
- Haley James Scott: [to herself as Jamie walks away] I can't believe it. They frickin forgot my birthday!
- Alex Dupré: Who's your favorite director?
- Julian Baker: John Hughes. His movies were about the struggle that every teenager goes through. Talk about clear vision.
- Clay Evans: [talking to a pig] I feel bad, man, 'cause I love bacon, and I love pork chops. And I love ham, you know, but then I met you. Now I'm conflicted.
- Nathan Scott: Look, I know your planning on falling insanely in love with that pig, but can we please talk about something else?
- Brooke Davis: [watching as Lucas's bedroom door is painted brown] The girl behind the brown door. It doesn't have the same ring to it.