Jean Grey: Boing! I am to-ta-ly hypnotized.
Ringmaster: Now ransack these lockers and be quick about it!
Jean Grey: Oh! Okay, but first we need the perfect cheer: Call me Phoenix, call me Jean, red haired mutant, prom night queen. I'll wreck you with a mental hurl if you call me Marvel Girl. Go Mutants!
Wolverine: The Danger Room is also the cafeteria. And the Gym. And the glee-club practice room.
Reptil: Oh, well that explains the dorky smell.
Ringmaster: Oh, how my villainous heart rejoices at the sight of food being wasted!