A man who has never experienced physical affection is given three days to find true love.

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Jayson Kochan ...
Clay
Nina Carduner ...
Tiffany
Jesse Smith ...
Chad
Amy Bernard ...
Amy
Ryan Cooper ...
Marcus
Amol Kale ...
Gulshan
Christina Griffin ...
Vivian
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Dr. Shey
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Leo
Agrippa Williams ...
Sabriel
Jennifer Hawes ...
Garden
Anna Haak ...
Chad's Fiancee
Rob Rohrer ...
Nurse / Leo's Wife? / Monocled Man
Sam Rohrer ...
DJ Derrick
Alex Shey ...
Pyro Kid
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Clay, a social recluse living in Seattle, is on a mission to find true love after a doctor's diagnosis gives him only three days to find it, lest he dies. Clay's doctor enlists the help of Chad, an irresponsible and unwilling social worker who comes to realize that Clay is completely incapable of finding the "life-saving" love. At the same time, Tiffany, a woman who seems to have everything her heart desires, is plotting to leave her husband, Marcus, for her lover, Gulshan. These two stories collide when Clay sets his sights on Tiffany's younger sister, Amy. In desperate need of immediate affection, Clay tests his luck and discovers that he is part of a grand scheme much bigger than he could ever imagine. Written by Anonymous

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A Metamorphosis of a Concoction.

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Comedy | Drama | Fantasy

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$3,000 (estimated)
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The actual drink "Coffka" was invented by the film's director, Glenn Allyn, while he was living on the west side of Chicago back in 2000, a year before he began working on the script. He found himself one night with only three options for drink: 1) tap water, 2) instant coffee, 3) and a bottle of Papov; and seeing as Option 1 was contaminated, and it was too late in the evening for Option 2, and Option 3 hurt on its own... Coffka was born (i.e., coffee and vodka). See more »

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If you look closely in Chad's sunglasses as he drops Clay off at the party, you can see the Director and the Producer. See more »

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