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"Parks and Recreation" Sweetums (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Leslie Knope: Hi Marci.

Marci: Leslie! Are they finally teaching your parks department how to read?

[laughs]

Marci: Oh, I guess not! It's a movie.

Leslie Knope: You're pretty cocky for someone who's job is obsolete because of the Internet.

[Leslie and Marci laugh]

Marci: Let's see. Hmm. You seem to have a forty dollar late fee on a book called MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM.

Leslie Knope: NO I DON'T!

Marci: Yeah, you do.

Leslie Knope: Ann, grab the movie!

[Leslie pushes books off the counter; Ann and Leslie run off]

Leslie Knope: Go! Go! Go! Go! Punk-ass book jockeys!

[Leslie pushes a cart of books over]

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April Ludgate: [everybody's eating the Nutriyums bar] Oh my god, they're amazing.

Jerry Gergich: They are more than amazing. They are terrific.

April Ludgate: Terrific's not more than amazing, Jerry.

Jerry Gergich: No, but it's not less.

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Ron Swanson: Leslie needs to butt out. The whole point of this country is if you wanna eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so! To me, that's beautiful.

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Woman: But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible.

Ann Perkins: Great.

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Mark Brendanawicz: I fucking hate having a pick-up truck.

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