Leslie Knope: Hi Marci.
Marci: Leslie! Are they finally teaching your parks department how to read?
Marci: Oh, I guess not! It's a movie.
Leslie Knope: You're pretty cocky for someone who's job is obsolete because of the Internet.
[Leslie and Marci laugh]
Marci: Let's see. Hmm. You seem to have a forty dollar late fee on a book called MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM.
Leslie Knope: NO I DON'T!
Marci: Yeah, you do.
Leslie Knope: Ann, grab the movie!
[Leslie pushes books off the counter; Ann and Leslie run off]
Leslie Knope: Go! Go! Go! Go! Punk-ass book jockeys!
[Leslie pushes a cart of books over]
Ron Swanson: Leslie needs to butt out. The whole point of this country is if you wanna eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so! To me, that's beautiful.
Mark Brendanawicz: I fucking hate having a pick-up truck.
April Ludgate: [everybody's eating the Nutriyums bar] Oh my god, they're amazing.
Jerry Gergich: They are more than amazing. They are terrific.
April Ludgate: Terrific's not more than amazing, Jerry.
Jerry Gergich: No, but it's not less.