Although he vowed to Robin and Marshall that he would never tell them, Ted finally tells his kids that at one time both Robin and Marshall used to smoke. In 2009, they both felt like they had good reason to do so. Marshall, only an occasional smoker, always said that each cigarette was his last. But when his old boss, the meanest man nicknamed Artillery Arthur, became his new boss, he thought he was going to be fired - again. So when Marshall found out that Arthur was a smoker, Marshall used it as a bonding mechanism to keep his job. Robin, at the time anchoring the morning show, had just gotten a new co-anchor named Don Frank. Don was a career morning show host, moving from morning show to morning show across the country. Robin hated Don for what he represented: a person who had given up on his career, stating that they were on a nothing show that nobody watched. Deep down, Robin feared that he was right. So when she managed to get a scheduled on-air interview with then New York City... Written by
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All the major characters are smokers, but based on Ted's monologue, two of them have already quit: Lily when she decided to start trying to get pregnant, and Marshall when Marvin was born. Ted will quit after his second date with the mother, Robin will quit later in 2013, and Barney will quit in 2017. See more
Don seems to indicate that there's no one left in the studio where the show is being done. But when he's trying to make the point that no one is watching. He points out that there's a number on the bottom of the screen for someone to call the station if they're watching. For that number to show up on the screen there would have to be at least a producer somewhere in the studio. And probably a technician as well. See more
If I can't even get my best friends to watch, who's gonna watch?
Lots of people! You've got bed ridden insomniacs, bums camping outside a department store, people waiting in the ER, where the TV is in a cage so you can't change the channel...
Oh, do you have any stalkers?
Yeah. But even Leonard won't watch the show.
Spoofs Bull Durham
Cigarettes & Chocolate Milk
Written by 'Rufus Wainwright'
Performed by 'Rufus Wainwright' See more