[Alan's "Harper Christmas News Letter", read by Charlie
As this wonderful year draws to an end, I send this note to family and friend/ So thankful are we for blessings galore, like Charlie's fiancée - a lady, not a whore/ And young Master Jake is growing like a weed, he makes us all proud, not a waste of my seed/ He tried his darndest in every class, and made tenth grade by the skin of his ass/ And our sweet Mother Evelyn had a small operation, her secret garden needed rejuvenation/ And what ...
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Written by Sammy Cahn
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