- Schemer: The pumpkins this year are wearing orange paint as a costume.
- Stacy Jones: Schemer, that's against the spirit of Halloween.
- Schemer: Jonesie, don't tell me about the spirit of Halloween; the spirit of Halloween is about two things: makin a buck selling costumes and pumpkins; and number two: gettin' free candy.
- [Stacy mutters something in disgust under her breath]
- Schemer: Huh?
- [she mutters something again, he leans closer]
- Schemer: Huh?
- Stacy Jones: [spinning around] BOO!
- Schemer: AHH!
- Stacy Jones: Now *that's* the spirit of Halloween.
- Kara: [Mr. Conductor disappears when he realizes she and Dan are strangers] Hey, where'd he go?
- Mr. Conductor: [invisible] No, you're imagining me. I'm not really here.
- Schemer: Halloween is such baby stuff. I am far too dignified for Halloween. Besides, I don't believe in being quote, unquote "scared".