The wedding day dawns. Bryn and Jason put their secret to bed whilst Stacey has wonderful news. All thirty-four of her pregnancy testing kits have turned out positive. Nessa's ex-lover John Prescott is invited to the wedding but, after watching her mother get married nine times, she does not wish baby Neil to attend and gives him to Smithy to look after whilst she and Dave Coaches go on honeymoon. To the strains of 'Suddenly' (as featured in the soap 'Neighbours at another marriage) the bride and groom stand at the altar but Smithy bursts in with Neil, advising Nessa against marrying Dave Coaches as she does not love him and is only looking for a father figure for Neil, something he himself can provide. Dave Coaches agrees with him and the wedding is off. Six months later a pregnant Stacey, Gavin, Nessa and Smithy sit on the sea-front, Smithy asking Nessa, "What's occurrin'?" Written by
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Did You Know?
: During the wedding scene. Nessa mentioned several times in previous episodes that they once had a relationship. See more
Smithy drives alongside Gavin on the motorway and suggests they stop at Chieveley services, which they do in the next scene. However, on the motorway they are seen driving past a sign for Junction 2 of the M48, meaning they are some 70 miles from Chieveley. See more
He's a good bloke, Kev. I've got a lot of time for him.
He loved you, didn't he?
Yeah, but imagine, if I'd married him, I'd be Stacey Spacey!
Written by Angry Anderson
, Andy Cichon
and Kevin Beamish
Performed by Angry Anderson See more