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"American Dad!" Rapture's Delight (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Roger: Ascent! You're flying now! I hope I haven't missed the part where the three Chinese guys give perfume to the star baby.

[laughs]

Roger: It's like the diaries of a madman!

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Stan Smith: I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisys.

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Stan Smith: God pays twice as much attention on Christmas, like the media when a white kid goes missing.

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Stan Smith: It's raining wise men. Hallelujah.

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Francine Smith: Stan Smith... go to Heaven!

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Jesus Christ: Kneel before the Lord... punk.

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Roger: Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

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Stan Smith: We can't use the open road. It's too dangerous.

Jesus Christ: What if we journey through Sector 16?

Stan Smith: Sector 16? The perfect man just proposed the perfect way to die.

Jesus Christ: Fine. What about Sector 35?

Stan Smith: Sector 35 makes Sector 16 look like Sector 48!

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Francine Smith: [while watching everyone ascend] What's going on?

Father Donovan: It's the Rapture. Turns out there really IS a God.

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