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"The League" The Usual Bet (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(I) (2009)

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Ruxin: [after being caught looking at an attractive female while at dinner with his wife] No, first of all, I couldn't see down her cleavage from this angle. Second of all, I was looking at her 'cuz I look at everyone, because I as you know am a keen observer of the human experience, right? I'm like a Ken Burns documentary. If anything I was checking her out to see how you stacked up and let me tell you, you just won. This is like the Final Four ok, so you just passed through that bracket and now you're playing Syracuse, which is that surprisingly fit 40 year old a couple booths back.

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Ruxin: [Ruxin washing his hands in what he believes is a sink, in walks an old man who begins urinating where Ruxin is washing his hands] Chinatown urinal, I'm forever unclean!

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Bryce: That is not how you spell "receipts" but I assume these are receipts from 2008.

Pete: I was just chicken-scratching it out.

Bryce: [smells bag] Was there food - there was food in this bag at some point.

Pete: At some point there were some food items in the bag.

Bryce: These are just batteries. Are you considering these an asset?

Pete: [reaches over] Actually, those are rechargeable. I wouldn't mind having those.

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Pete: Can you tell a man's sexual orientation by how much he loves charades?

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