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"How I Met Your Mother" The Window (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Ted Mosby: I sent a cab with a female driver so she would have no other male interaction until she came to me.

Barney Stinson: Where she will still have no interaction with a man. What up? I feel good tonight. Tonight's gonna be good.

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Barney Stinson: [to a random girl, wearing Marshall's overalls] Hey.

Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, he's not saying hello, he's just telling you what he feeds his horses. Oh man, I could sit here and make "you look like a farmer" jokes all night. Challenge accepted.

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Ted Mosby: I forgot what it feels like to chase the real thing but I think I'm ready again.

Barney Stinson: Yeah... let me tell you were I'm at... I want to have sex with a girl so I can take off these overalls.

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Ted Mosby: Oh come on. Who really wants to sit here and listen to me blab about bridges for an hour?

[hands go up; Ted is moved]

Ted Mosby: Really?

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Ted Mosby: [Ted receives a call] Hello?

Mrs. Douglas: Hello? Ted Mosby?

Ted Mosby: Yes?

Mrs. Douglas: The window is open.

Ted Mosby: [pause] What?

Mrs. Douglas: The Window... is open!

Ted Mosby: [hangs up and looks to Marshall] The window is open.

Marshall Eriksen: What are you waiting for?

Ted Mosby: I... I...

Marshall Eriksen: Run, Ted! RUN!

[Ted runs out of the apartment]

Ted Mosby: [to Lily on the sidewalk] Lily, the window is open.

Lily Aldrin: Make a hole, people!

[gets baby cart of bystanders and pushes it forward, sending the bystanders to chase it]

Lily Aldrin: Run, Ted! RUN!

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Ted Mosby: You know how everyone has that guy or girl that no matter what happens, you know will be perfect for you.

Marshall Eriksen: Lily.

Robin Scherbatsky: Mike Shacks.

Barney Stinson: That girl over there.

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Ted Mosby: [Ted is trying to end the class early so he could scramble back to MacLaren's for Maggie] One very important thing to keep in mind when designing a bridge...

[absentmindedly writes MAGGIE on the blackboard]

Louis: Maggie?

Ted Mosby: Oh no, I mean, yes, when designing a bridge, always remember

[points to writing]

Ted Mosby: Make Adjustments, Go Get It Energized. Good advice for life too.

Betty: [Raises hand] So Professor Mosby, is this Maggie someone special?

Ted Mosby: No... she's this girl I've been into for a really long time so well, tonight could be the one chance I have to go out with her.

[students raise hands and Ted chooses one]

Jamie Adamic: Is she a hottie?

Ted Mosby: Yes Jamie she's very attractive, we can just end this class right now and

[Betty raises hand]

Ted Mosby: Betty?

Betty: Maggie may finally be available, but what about you Professor Mosby, are you ready for a serious relationship?

Ted Mosby: Totally... I mean I think so, maybe, I don't know, what do you guys think?

[students raise hands]

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Barney Stinson: [about Marshall's overalls] No one, I mean no one could get laid wearing these. Challenge accepted. I, Barney Stinson, of sound mind and amazing body will wear these overalls until have sex with a woman.

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Jim: [about Maggie] I've been in love with her for five years.

Ted Mosby: I've been in love with her for twelve years.

Barney Stinson: I've been in these overalls for an hour and a half.

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Barney Stinson: [On phone] Ten minutes and the window's closed.

Ted Mosby: What? Ten minutes?

Barney Stinson: Because we're bros.

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