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The Last Stand (2013) Poster

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Diner Regular: You're talking to a 72 year-old man with high cholesterol, eating a bacon and cheddar omelet with extra cheddar. Do I look like I'm afraid of death?

[after his Corvette ZR1 is wrecked]

Gabriel Cortez: You fucked up my car.

Sheriff Ray Owens: You fucked up my day off.

Sheriff Ray Owens: You make us immigrants look bad.

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[Sheriff Owens jumps into the diner for cover]

Irv: How are you sheriff?

Sheriff Ray Owens: Old.

Irv: Nah, you got a ways to go yet.

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Burrell: Who the hell are you?

[Burrell pulls out his gun, but Owens shoots him in the forehead]

Sheriff Ray Owens: I am the Sheriff.

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Lewis Dinkum: [to Sheriff Owens] Wow, you lookin' jacked, you've been working out?

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Gabriel Cortez: Don't try to see death coming. You won't.

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[last lines]

Mayor: Ray? Ray! What in God's name happened to my car?

Sheriff Ray Owens: Well, next time don't park it in the fire zone.

[Owens and his deputies turn around and walk into the diner]

Sheriff Ray Owens: Schmuck.

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The Lawyer: He says his arms hurts from where you grabbed him.

Agent John Bannister: He was reaching for something. I was worried for my life. So I tried to hit you. I should have hit you the fuck harder.

Man in Orange Suit: That's such bullshit.

Agent John Bannister: Oh, so now you speak English?

Man in Orange Suit: If you knew any Spanish, you'd know I was barely speaking it a minute ago.

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Sheriff Ray Owens: Welcome to Sommerton!

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Burrell: Look at that ass. I could kill for that ass.

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Agent John Bannister: I got a psychopath in the Batmobile.

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Burrell: If you don't want the silver you gotta take the lead.

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Lewis Dinkum: Vicky? She's my little Nazi-killer. 1939 Vickers gun. My little crazy bitch.

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Mrs. Salazar: [shoots unsuspecting bad guy]

Sheriff Ray Owens: Mrs. Salazar!

Mrs. Salazar: Sheriff!

Sheriff Ray Owens: Obliged.

Mrs. Salazar: Put the hurt on 'em, Ray!

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Sheriff Ray Owens: My honor is not for sale.

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Gabriel Cortez: Death doesn't come when you expect it. Driving a racecar. Or in a gunfight. Death is waiting in the kitchen when you get up at night for a glass of milk. My niece. My sister's oldest. She was a good girl. I practically raised her. Then one night I find her pointing a Glock at me in the kitchen. If she hadn't hesitated, it would have been my brains splattered all over the marble floor instead of hers.

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Sheriff Ray Owens: We are not going to let that guy come through our town without a fight.

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Burrell: Shoot anything that moves! If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway!

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[first lines]

State Trooper: [getting on the radio after being passed] Dispatch...

Dispatcher: Go ahead...

State Trooper: Contact the FAA and tell them some smart ass is flying a jet plane around out here without any lights.

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Agent John Bannister: Good for him. Good for him.

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Sarah Torrance: I was scared shitless. I mean, I could barely keep my hands from shaking.

Sheriff Ray Owens: That's quite normal. I mean, everyone feels like that during a firefight. I'll tell you a secret. I'm probably more afraid then you are right now.

Sarah Torrance: Whoa... What? How can that be?

Sheriff Ray Owens: Because I've seen enough blood and death. I know what's coming.

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Sheriff Ray Owens: Do you have stupid names for all your shit?

Lewis Dinkum: Only the shit I love!

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