Michael 'Mike' Trainor: Mmm hey beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
Girl #2: You don't remember, do you?
Michael 'Mike' Trainor: Course I do just wanna make sure we remember the same thing so you go first.
Girl #2: We hooked up back when you could walk, I fell in love with you and you never called me back and the only reason I'm a little happy to see you now is because my prayers have been answered! Please tell me it was a bus.