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In 1998 Simon and Kylie form a pop band called Email and hunky music teacher Mr. Carr offers to manage them. To Simon's surprise, when his Dad invites taciturn new neighbour Ross Kemp to dinner, he brings his significant other, who happens to be Mr. Carr. The two men have a big bust-up but Mr.Carr still takes Simon and Kylie to Birmingham for the Eurovision Song Contest. The boys get locked in a toilet and are rescued by contest winner Dana International, with whom they also appear, by accident, on stage. Simon grabs a plume from Dana's costume and years later it's still on his Mum's hat, though when he meets Dana again in the street she is not keen to reacquaint herself with him. Written by
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Andy Doonan:
Debbie, guess what Ross's surname is?
Debbie Doonan:
Kemp, he said so earlier. Keep your hair on...
Andy Doonan:
Kemp! His name is Ross Kemp!
Ross Kemp:
Yeah and its funny cos I sound like him, it can lead to some tricky situations on the phone.
Mr Carr:
He does it on purpose. Phoning up the library, ordering gay porn.
Ross Kemp:
I did it once, don't exaggerate.
Mr Carr:
Telling them that Rebecca Wade will be in to pick it up later.
Ross Kemp:
You thought it was funny.
Mr Carr:
Making me wear chicken fillets and a red curly wig...
Ross Kemp:
Get a life, Nathan! And a decent face!
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