Cletus: You have the eloquence and sense of urgency of a census worker caught in a bear trap.
Homer Simpson: Oh, I hate traffic! The band *and* the phenomenon!
Chief Wiggum: [after putting the Wiccans in the back of the squad car] I feel kinda sorry for them. Lou, toss them a Judy Blume novel.
Lou: All we got is Wifey.
Chief Wiggum: Really, nothing with kids in it? Damn budget cuts.