Cliff Montelle: Hell, I'll collect anything on a 45! Anything to make the people dance!
Cliff Montelle: I wish my scooter was more like my dog, man... fixed!
Vince Arthur: Whoa, what happened to your dog? Is she okay? Why did you have her fixed? Did you take her to the hospital for rabies? I could have taken her out back and whacked her with a hammer. Regardless, man, my condiments to you, Cliff.
Cliff Montelle: [Sees the girls coming up] Thank goodness the girls are here. You can shut up now.
Danny Cutter: Hey, pops, what's the matter? What they take from you? Now and Laters? You want me to pay for them, or what?
Mr. Borisch: Fucka you!
Danny Cutter: Fucka me? Fucka you!
Vinnie Arsenic: [In pain after being stomped by the Skinheads] Wait, wait, wait, wait... go fuck yourselves!