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"NCIS: Los Angeles" Random on Purpose (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Special Agent Sam Hanna: [to Callen] You have got to lay off the donuts, buddy.

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Special Agent G. Callen: My team is getting 1/2 a days paper done in 1/2 an hour. You row pretty good.

Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Thanks.

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Special Agent Sam Hanna: 5 years of married to a buttoned down Navy guy. She splits. Moves down here to get a taste of the crazies.

Special Agent G. Callen: I used to live here.

Special Agent Sam Hanna: Well you and crazy speaks for itself.

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Special Agent G. Callen: We're missing motive.

Eric Beal: Maybe because it's *random*.

Special Agent Sam Hanna: Oh, Abby got you on board.

Special Agent G. Callen: He *wishes*.

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Special Agent Sam Hanna: Flagstaff PD found footprints in the dust. Same size. Same pattern. Abby's right. The Phantom's real.

Special Agent Kensi Blye: My god. I am buying that woman a beer.

Special Agent G. Callen: I'll buy her a brewery. But I still need to know why McKellon.

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Special Agent G. Callen: You've solved 15 murders in as many hours, Abby. How does that feel?

Abby Sciuto: Almost as good as being alive.

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Nate Getz: Cleanliness is next to, uh... efficiency.

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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: There's no fuzziness, Callen. You just shoot the ducks. I just row the boat.

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Special Agent G. Callen: [just knocked him off a motorcycle] You hurt?

Ted Brock: Mm hmm.

Special Agent G. Callen: Good.

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Special Agent Kensi Blye: So *you* moved out stuff.

Nate Getz: I tried to stop her.

Special Agent G. Callen: Hetty. She's the only one -

[Hetty enters]

Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Continue, Mr. Callen. Continue.

Special Agent G. Callen: With the authority.

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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Nate, if your comment that they might be miffed constitutes trying to stop me, I suggest you learn more forceful ways of self-assertion, not that I would have listened.

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Special Agent G. Callen: Why would a wealthy engineer enlist?

Special Agent Sam Hanna: Same reason Pat Tillman left the NFL to join the Army. Patriotism. McKellon signed up after 9/11.

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Leon Vance: Our forensic expert has a theory about this crime that's... shall we say "original." Thinks McKellon is the victim of a serial killer. No other law enforcement organization in the country thinks the killer even exists. Can't say I do either.

Special Agent G. Callen: And you're sending this person, why?

Leon Vance: I was ganged up on.

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Special Agent G. Callen: Who gangs up on the Director of a Federal Agency?

Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Oh, you'd be surprised, Mr. Callen.

Special Agent G. Callen: And who's the expert?

Abby Sciuto: [Off screen] Oops. I think I took a wrong turn. Hello?

Eric Beal: Abby? We're in here.

Abby Sciuto: [Abby enters Ops] There you are. Hi. Wow! This place is seriously cool.

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Abby Sciuto: So I'm sure Leon has told you I know who killed McKellon.

Eric Beal: Wait. You call him Leon?

Abby Sciuto: You don't?

Eric Beal: Not successfully.

Abby Sciuto: Give it time.

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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: But I must say, Abby. You are the first NCIS employee I've ever met with a sense of style.

[to the LA team]

Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: You'd be well to note that. One can be functional and stylish at the same time. Right, Mr. Beal?

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Leon Vance: All right. You keep me in the loop. Gibbs and his team are en route to Manassass Airport. He's trying to get a favor with the FBI to borrow their G5. They'll be with you by mid-day.

Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Let's pray Abby has that long.

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Eric Beal: Wait. He's toasting her? I thought he was going to gloat. What's with the wine and the bed?

Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Men love women who appreciate them. And she *alone* has appreciated him.

Nate Getz: I don't buy it. He's too smart. He know she's his downfall. He knows that she won't come around. At best, he's just playing with her.

Eric Beal: Playing like chess?

Nate Getz: More like a bear with salmon.

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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: You're going to tell me that I should have consulted you before...

Special Agent G. Callen: Nope... My team's getting half-a-day's deskwork in half an hour. You row pretty good.

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Eric Beal: Dom, Friendster's only popular in South East Asia now.

Special Agent Dominic Vaile: Well, 2 of the coolest people I know are from Myanmar!

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Special Agent Sam Hanna: Morning, G.

[seeing something offscreen]

Special Agent Sam Hanna: When did that happen?

Special Agent Kensi Blye: [entering] Hey, guys.

[seeing what Sam and G are staring at]

Special Agent Kensi Blye: Whoa. Who did this?

Special Agent G. Callen: Don't know.

[pan out to see the bullpen has been re-arranged]

Special Agent Kensi Blye: Where's all our stuff?

Special Agent G. Callen: Don't know.

Special Agent Sam Hanna: I think it's safe to go in.

Special Agent G. Callen: Don't know.

Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'm saying I think it's safe to go in.

Special Agent Kensi Blye: Am I seeing assigned seats?

Special Agent Sam Hanna: Yep. I'm here. This is nice. Nice! Oh, look. They even sharped my pencils.

Special Agent G. Callen: Do you write with pencils?

Special Agent Sam Hanna: [simply] No.

Special Agent Kensi Blye: Could be one of Nate's psych experiments.

Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'm not one of Nate's lab rats.

Special Agent G. Callen: You ever known me to receive mail?

Special Agent Sam Hanna: Nope.

Special Agent G. Callen: Send mail?

Special Agent Sam Hanna: Nope.

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Abby Sciuto: Are you trying to ask me out, Eric?

Eric Beal: Yeah.

Abby Sciuto: Okay, just checking. Go ahead.

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