Are You Here (2013)
Steve Dallas: That's the thing about friendship - it's a lot rarer than love; there's nothing in it for anybody.
Terri Coulter: What would you do if you couldn't have children?
Felty Yoder: I would pray to God to send them to me.
Terri Coulter: What if you don't believe in God?
Felty Yoder: Maybe that's why you can't have children.
Terri Coulter: Steve, I would prefer to forego your input since it most recently resulted in my brother becoming fat, unemployed and growing that supremely anti-social beard.