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"Parks and Recreation" Christmas Scandal (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Leslie Knope: All I did was write and perform in one amazing skit!

Ann Perkins: Leslie, it's the Pawnee Sun. It's a tabloid. Nobody else has written about it.

Tom Haverford: Yeah, nobody believes that garbage. Nobody believes that thing.

Donna Meagle: [Outside the room; walks forward and puts the tabloid on the window facing Leslie] Leslie! WHAT? Nice work, girl!

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Leslie Knope: How do I fight back? Give me some options.

April Ludgate: Do you... want me to seduce Perd Hapley?

Leslie Knope: How would that help?

April Ludgate: I don't know. I just want to see if I can do it.

Leslie Knope: I appreciate that but I don't know if it's something worth losing your virginity over.

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Leslie Knope: So let's talk sched, guys. Um, the kids are gonna come at 9AM on Saturday, and everyone's gonna do Santa for two hours, so I would just advise everyone before you get into your costume to go to the bathroom so we can avoid what happened last year.

Jerry Gergich: It was just farts.

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April Ludgate: Hey, uh, there was a message for you on the work voicemail. Councilman Dexhart wants to meet with you at 9PM at the Boardwalk Lounge.

Leslie Knope: Shut up.

April Ludgate: No.

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