A Single Shot (2013)
Obadiah: You know how it is, John, my dick's a basset hound. I'm just the poor son of a bitch holding its chain.
John Moon: I don't wanna a divorce. I just want my family back.
Simon: [slurring] I tell you, God's honest truth, John-o, the drunker I get, the more reasonable the most un-fuckin'-reasonable things seem to me.