The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown (2010)
Frances Callier: Cookie Brown
Quotes
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Cookie Brown : Now, Cleveland, I know your father and I have had our problems, but those days are behind us.
Cleveland Brown : So you're just gonna forget about the Waffle House waitresses and the JetBlue stewardesses and Greta Van Susteren?
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Roberta Tubbs : [to Cookie] Look, I'll tell you the same thing I told my P.E. teacher, Miss Rayborn: Look at them all you want, but if you try to touch them, I will take a bat to your hairy knees.
Cookie Brown : Mm. Lord help these children today.
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Cleveland Brown : [after Freight Train doesn't show up for the wedding] I'm sorry, Mom. Dad always treated you so terribly. He never deserved you. He's a son of a bitch.
Cookie Brown : Oh, Cleveland, you don't know your father as well as I do. Whenever I needed something fixed around the house, he'd be there. And when I was feeling low, he'd fry some fish for me. And well, I know you're my son, but my word, that man can tag it, bag it and sell it to the butcher.
Cleveland Brown : Mm, okay.
Cookie Brown : We've been having booty calls for years, so I finally said, "Lavar, if you wanna keep hitting this, you better put a ring on it."
Cleveland Brown : Please stop talking.