Cleveland, what is wrong with you?
I've got the fever. Gambling fever. You know how to guard against the flu, they inject you with a little bit of the flu? Well, in much the same way the only cure for gambling fever is a little bit of gambling.
Riverboat gambling! Cleveland, I've seen that ad and I do not want you going to a casino. Casinos ruined my Aunt Betty's life. That's because Uncle Reggie kept winning and winning and winning till he realized he didn't have to be married to a fat nag ...