J. Mallory McCree: Derek Johnson, Derek 2
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Quotes
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Derek Johnson : It's obvious that college hasn't prepared you for the pleasures of performing a class-one download in the great outdoors. Observe. Step one: dig a hole. Step two: squat and release. And take your time, no need to blow a gasket. Step three: which is my personal favorite, wipe your ass with this here Army issued toilet paper. Sometimes called Alpha Whiskey, or John Wayne. Step four: return to base with a smile on your face.
[hands her the shovel]
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Derek Johnson : Open the door you piece of shit. Which is your real name.
Craig Carlson : [as clone] Derek, you came back. That was... stupid. But then again I forgot, you're the stupid one.
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Derek Johnson : There's an expression, and you should learn it: "And the *meek* shall inherit the earth."
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Tracy Bernstein : [seeing their Scrabble game] Eudaemonia.
Craig Carlson : It means well-being. As in I'm experiencing Eudaemonia because I'm winning, and because you're happy for me.
Derek Johnson : Eudaemonia. I like it.
Craig Carlson : No. You-daemonia.
