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Buford: One windmill dog, hold the bun.

Jeremy: Excellent choice.

[hands him a pinwheelesque hotdog on a stick]

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Buford: I am your humble servant.

[hands him a card]

Buford: It's the Bully Code. I live my life by it.

Baljeet: [reading the card] If a nerd should save a bully's life, the bully is the nerd's slave for life. Should is misspelled.

Buford: Duh! It was written by bullies.

Baljeet: That is very nice, but I do not want a slave.

Buford: Too bad. You got one.

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Buford: [trying to get away] You are following me!

Baljeet: At a respectable distance, little master.

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Candace: So, what do you think?

Stacy: What am I suppose to be looking at?

Candace: [modeling her outfit] Duh! It's a new red shirt!

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Phineas: [going through the blueprint with Ferb] Peanut-butter and jelly robot race, masking tape mummy gymnastics? The jellybean monitoring system for emerging nations? I don't know. I'm not feeling any of them.

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Candace: Phineas and Ferb are up to something. I better call mom.

Stacy: Candace, the photos. Eyes on the prize.

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Buford: I washed all your dust-jackets and dusted all your cold knick-knacks.

Baljeet: [seeing the bookshelf] Those are not knick-knacks. Those are food and should be in the refrigerator!

Buford: Awww. I've disappointed you, little master. I will strive to do better.

Baljeet: Do not strive for anything and I am not your little master!

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Baljeet: [about Buford] He is driving me crazy! You've got to help me!

Phineas: Okay, okay. We just have to get Buford to save your life and you'll be even.

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Stacy: [about their jobs] Candace, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. What are all these buttons for?

Candace: It's hotdogs! How hard can it be?

[shoving fries at her]

Candace: Here, fry something. I'm gonna go etgae the onphae.

Stacy: You know I don't speak Spanish.

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Jeremy: [holding his phone] Oh hey, Candace. I see you sent me some pictures. I can't wait to check 'em out later when I take my break.

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Stacy: [covered in ketchup and mustard] I found out what the buttons are for.

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Candace: This is weird. My mom is here.

Stacey: I Think your brothers are too, across the street.

Candace: [deviously] What are they up to?

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Candace: Stacy, we gotta get mom up here to see what the boys are doing. Keep throwing food out the window!

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Buford: Little master, little master. I finished color coding all your over-alls. What do you want me do next?

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Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Aren't you a little young to be detectives?

Phineas: If it's all the same to you, ma'am, we'll ask the questions.

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Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: Dad, what are you doing here? This isn't your weekend.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Yes, yes, I know, but I have a surprise for you and I just couldn't wait!

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [excited] A surprise? Really?

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Yes, it's something you've always wanted. Something you've asked for time and time again. In my hand, I hold the key to...

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: My new car!

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [holds up Mary McGuffin doll] No, your happiness!

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