The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Handsome Ransom (2009)

Kevin Conroy: Captain Sunshine

Quotes 

• Hank Venture : So, how come you have a car when you can just fly everywhere?

  Captain Sunshine : Because it also turns into a submarine.

• [Captain Sunshine discovers the Monarch dressed up as Wonder Boy] 

  Captain Sunshine : NOOO! Take that costume off!

  The Monarch : What's the matter, Captain Funtime? Isn't this what you've always wanted?

  Captain Sunshine : What are you talking about?

  The Monarch : Wouldn't it just fix everything twisted up inside of you if you could only fuck Wonder Boy and your worst enemy at the same time, huh? Well, come and get us!

  Captain Sunshine : [horrified]  You're sick!

  The Monarch : [makes suggestive motions]  Where do you want it, Captain? Huh? Where do you want my dick? Here, here?

  Captain Sunshine : [on his knees]  You get away! Get away from me with your dirty talking!

• Captain Sunshine : You may be invulnerable, Monarch, but no one is invulnerable to justice! I'm going to make you pay for what you did to Wonder Boy once and for all!

• [last lines] 

  Hank Venture : Hey um, do you think maybe you could put in a good word for Batman for me?

  Captain Sunshine : GET OUT OF MY SANCTUM SOLARIUM!

• Captain Sunshine : Hank, how would you like to be my new Wonder Boy?

  Hank Venture : Whoa! You mean, like, be your partner and stuff?

  Captain Sunshine : And stuff!

  Hank Venture : Cool! Would there be any kind of, shall we say, compensation for the job?

  Captain Sunshine : How does food and board, free rides on the ferris wheel and 20 video game tokens a week sound?

  Hank Venture : Like a sweetheart deal! I get a whole costume, right?

  Captain Sunshine : Oh, boy, do you ever!

• Captain Sunshine : You like me, don't you, Hank? It is Hank, isn't it?

  Hank Venture : Yeah!

  Captain Sunshine : Good, good. You know, Hank, I think you and I are going to be super friends...

  [flies into a flock of birds, Hank cries out and hugs Captain Sunshine for protection] 

  Captain Sunshine : Well, I think that's enough excitement for one day, youngster! Let's say we get you home!

• Hank Venture : Look, I appreciate everything you've given me. Especially the Choco-diles, because my bodyguard never gives me those. But I think, maybe you're using me to try to replace someone else, maybe someone you lost. I don't really know what's up with that; you keep talking about him, I didn't want to ask. What I do know, is that I can't be that other kid, no matter how hard I try.

  Captain Sunshine : Don't say that, Wonder Boy. You can be a great Wonder Boy some day, Wonder Boy...

  Hank Venture : That's just it, I'm not Wonder Boy! I'm Hank Venture, and I want to go home!

• Captain Sunshine : [on Hank]  This one's perfect, Desmond, he's an orphan! I think he might even be homeless...

• Captain Sunshine : [beating up the Monarch]  Got a thing for torturing young boys, don't you? Well, you're not fighting a boy now!

• Captain Sunshine : God, you look just like him when you smile...

  Hank Venture : Who?

• Captain Sunshine : [kisses Hank]  You broke my heart, Hank. You broke my heart!

• [after beating up a supervillain who mentioned the Monarch killing Wonder Boy to him] 

  Captain Sunshine : Wonder Boy, are you all right? DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU?

  [hugs Hank, is in tears]