- Noel Fielding - Self: Week eight, quarter-finals, you have a good showstopper, you're in the semi-finals.
- Crystelle Pereira - Self: It is absolutely mad.
- Noel Fielding - Self: You can do it, you've got skills.
- Crystelle Pereira - Self: Noel, this is the nicest you've ever been to me. I'm really shocked. Usually, you're usually like, "why are you here." I like that.
- Noel Fielding - Self: You usually respond to a bit of banter...
- Crystelle Pereira - Self: I do, I am, I, um, my...
- Noel Fielding - Self: If I said to Jürgen, you know, "why are you here"...
- [Noel and Crystelle laugh]
- Noel Fielding - Self: [switching to a German accent in mimicking Jürgen] "Because I am an efficient, powerful, scientific baker. Why are you here?"
- Noel Fielding - Self: [commenting on his last comment] He's got a good point! I better get my s...
- [Noel and Crystelle start laughing together again]