Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 4 - The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood (2009 Video Game)

Alexandra Boyd: Elaine Marley

Quotes 

• Guybrush Threepwood : [dying after being stabbed by LeChuck]  Elaine? Do me a favor.

  Elaine Marley : Anything.

  LeChuck - Human : [absorbing energy from La Esponja Grande]  ARRR! That be the stuff!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Kick his two-faced butt for me.

  Elaine Marley : From Mêlée to Monkey and all the islands in between, my love...

  LeChuck - Demon : Aren't you dead yet? I've got wedding plans to make!

• Guybrush Threepwood : LeChuck, my new best pal! How'd you get out of jail?

  LeChuck - Human : Oh, the guard was more than happy to release me once I convinced him that it was the only way to win Elaine's hand in unholy matrimony.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Wait, unholy what?

  LeChuck - Human : Unholy this!

  [stabs Guybrush] 

  Elaine Marley : Guybrush!

  Guybrush Threepwood : [collapsing]  Elaine?

  Elaine Marley : GUYBRUSH!

  LeChuck - Human : LECHUCK!

  [laughs] 

  LeChuck - Human : This name-shouting is jolly good fun!

• [last lines] 

  LeChuck - Demon : Out of respect for the newly-deceased, I feel I should point out that you wave your sword like a dairy farmer.

  Elaine Marley : How appropriate... YOU fight like a Pox-infected undead cow!

• Guybrush Threepwood : Could you give the court some idea of what a fine, upstanding pirate your husband is?

  Elaine Marley : Well, let's see. When I first met him, he was breaking into my mansion to steal a statue. Later, after shanghaiing a crew to take him to Monkey Island, he totally failed to rescue me from the evil clutches of the Ghost Pirate LeChuck, so I had to dress up a couple of monkeys in a bridal gown!

  Guybrush Threepwood : This may have been a bad line of questioning...

  Elaine Marley : [later]  ... then he left me hanging over a pit while he went looking for the Treasure of Big Whoop. I didn't hear from him for three years after that!

  [later] 

  Elaine Marley : ... turned me into a bleedin' statue!

  [later] 

  Elaine Marley : ... left the seat up! Oh, and that's not even mentioning all the times I've found myself tied up, manacled, or otherwise incarcerated because of his blithering IDIOCY!

• [Guybrush and Elaine are captured by De Singe] 

  Elaine Marley : I can't believe I ever married a dullard like you!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Y'know, once I cure you of the Pox that's making you say all these mean things, you're gonna owe me a *lot* of smoochies.

  Elaine Marley : I wouldn't smooch you with *his* lips, cabin boy!

• Elaine Marley : I knew it all along! With or without all that voodoo, you're still nothing but an evil sack of scumm!

  LeChuck - Human : Correction, my sweet: I'm an evil sack of scumm who's about to plunder the grandest treasure in all creation. But I be willin' to share my booty, if ye catch me drift...

  Elaine Marley : What?

  LeChuck - Human : Oh, come now, my love. You can't deny what we've shared these past few weeks. The chummy camaraderie, the kind words, the stolen glances. I know you've developed feelings for me. Join me as my demon bride and together we'll lay a bloody siege to the very heart of voodoo itself!

  Elaine Marley : [seething]  Go to hell, LeChuck.

  LeChuck - Human : Well... you can't say I didn't try.

• Guybrush Threepwood : [Elaine and Morgan are fighting]  Elaine, sugarcakes, let's stop fighting and work this out over a nice cold lite grog.

  Elaine Marley : It's her head or yours, bilge-boy!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Or you two can just figure out this little misunderstanding on your own! I'll be over here appreciating my head's ability to stay attached to my neck.

• Guybrush Threepwood : Can't you two just work it out over a nice grog-a-tini?

  Morgan LeFlay : *The* Guybrush Threepwood is buying me a drink?

  Elaine Marley : Over your dead body, trollop!

  Morgan LeFlay : Who you calling "trollop", schooner-mom?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Oh boy.

• Elaine Marley : [Under the influence of the Pox]  Arrrr! Avast, ye blubberin' belugas! I'm sacking yer port! Bring me all ye spoils, swags, booty and boodle!

  Guybrush Threepwood : [Strictly]  Elaaaaaaaine... less plunder, more bunny, please.

  Elaine Marley : And YOU! Me bonnie lass! Step into me captain's quarters and let me ravish you silly!

  [Grabs him] 

  Guybrush Threepwood : Whoa boy!

  Elaine Marley : Arr, to finally hold you in me arms again, it makes me want to...

  [sniffs] 

  Elaine Marley : What's this? The scent of betrayal? Who is this tawdry wench?

  [throws him on the floor] 

  Guybrush Threepwood : Um, nobddy! No one!

  Elaine Marley : She'll die by me rusty blade!

  [Runs outside] 

  Guybrush Threepwood : There goes my witness...

• Morgan LeFlay : Now I know who wears the daddy pants in the relationship.

  Elaine Marley : You stay away from my boy's pants or I'll hang ya from my Jolly Roger, ja Jezebel!