[Top Ten Things Never Before Spoken by a Hockey Player
Instead of fighting, why don't we work things out over brunch?
Between you and me, I have no idea what the hell "icing" is.
What this team needs is a skating kitty!
I really wish these fans would watch their language.
High scorer gets to pick which Barbra Streisand CD we listen to on the bus.
Forget all the goals and the awards, Gordie Howe has one nice looking butt.
For good luck, I lick the puck.
My real dream is to work at an insurance ...