NCIS (TV Series)
Outlaws and In-Laws (2009)
Cote de Pablo: Ziva David
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Quotes
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[Ziva appears to be asleep at her desk]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You do realize this is a trap? She's practically inviting us to mess with her.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, what kind of man would I be if I turned down such an enticing invitation?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You wouldn't be a sucker.
[DiNozzo picks up a marker and starts moving towards Ziva's face...]
Ziva David : Touch me and die!
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Damon Werth : What are you doing here?
Ziva David : This is Gibbs's living room!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are *you* doing here?
Damon Werth : Rescuing a kidnapped little girl, and her mother.
Ziva David : I'm sorry to tell you, but you are actually abducting them.
PMC #2 : Hey, Werth, cut the chitchat, just secure the prisoner.
Damon Werth : I can't, we're making a mistake.
PMC #2 : Bell's got a lot of money riding on this job! We're gonna finish it with or without...
[Werth knocks him senseless, then he and Ziva subdue the other two mercenaries]
Damon Werth : [to the unconscious men] I think we should hear them out, don't you?
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Abby Sciuto : This is the crime scene. It was flown here on a C-130 cargo plane. Along with 2 bodies and all the evidence. And now it is mine. It is *all* mine! So I can figure out the mystery.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What mystery? Who the dead guys were?
Ziva David : Or who killed them?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or how they ended up on the boat.
Abby Sciuto : Sure, uh, you guys should work on that. While I figure out how he got it out of the basement.
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Ziva David : What do you know about the American Dream?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, let's see: I'm a white male, between the ages of 18 and 49, with a loud mouth and a gun... I *am* the American Dream.
[McGee's phone rings]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh, thank God.
[answers]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Agent McGee.
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Mike Franks : Lady Ziva, glad you're here. Gibbs send you?
Ziva David : We have been instructed to sit on the baby.
[Franks gives DiNozzo a puzzled look]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, it's gonna be fine, Mike, and it's good to see you. Have a mint.