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"The Super Hero Squad Show" Deadly Is the Black Widow's Bite! (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Iron Man: Ah, scanners are clear, weathers great, everything's quiet, guess that means something awful's gonna happen, huh?

Black Widow: [thinking] You have no idea. Hm!

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M.O.D.O.K.: Now Squaddies, say good night.

Abomination: Psst. It's daytime.

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Mystique: [as Iron Man] For the record, I love Italian food.

Iron Man: Too bad. All you're going to get is jailhouse spaghetti.

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Captain America: She checks out. Natasha Romanoff aka The Black Widow. Freelance agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. We've worked with her before.

Iron Man: Welcome aboard. Russian, huh?

Black Widow: Yes, darling.

Iron Man: Can you do me a favor and say "moose and squirrel"?

Black Widow: No.

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Hulk: [notices Thor, Falcon and Iron Man looking romantically at Black Widow] Hey, why everybody looking at girl like that?

Silver Surfer: My comrades behave like they've never seen a female of their species.

Black Widow: I'm used to it, darling. Happens all the time. I suppose it is something like, how you say, my super power.

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Dr. Doom: Report!

Black Widow: I have soo much chocolate candy, darling. Do you think eat the caramel or devour the coconut?

Dr. Doom: What kind of nonsense question is this? The caramel of course. Coconuts displeases me.

Black Widow: Everything is going according to plan, they suspect nothing.

Dr. Doom: Well why should they? You are an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., they have no idea the earlier battle was a ruse staged to fool them into trusting you. Ugh, I despise having to talk to do-gooder heroes!

[Black Widow morphs into Mystique]

Dr. Doom: Much better, Mystique. Now go and gather information, report what you find, and do not fail me.

Mystique: You don't have to order me around!

[Mystique morphs back into Black Widow]

Black Widow: The pleasure is all mine, darling.

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M.O.D.O.K.: [to Screaming Mimi] You know, Screaming - can I call you Screaming? I heard from a friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend that Iron Man once said your voice reminds him of fingernails on a chalkboard over a loudspeaker during a train wreck. Iron Man said that, can you believe it?

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Thor: Oh, by Odin's smelly sweatsocks!

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Iron Man: I couldn't help but notice that you have a mouth. Do you like Italian food? Cause I know a place... a romantic table, you, me, no beavers?

Black Widow: Ugh!

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Wolverine: Let me tell you a secret, kid.

Falcon: [actually Mystique in disguise] Secret? Yes, tell me, what's the secret?

Wolverine: Never fall for the pretty super hero.

[snikts one claw]

Wolverine: Super heroes...

[snikts the second]

Wolverine: super villains...

[snikts the third]

Wolverine: and back up dancers. In that order.

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Captain America: Golly gee, microwaves are truly a modern miracle.

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Iron Man: Whoo, finally. Last checkpoint. All the fractals are here. Eh, Black Widow, you stand guard, I'll make the deposit.

Black Widow: Nothing will go wrong on my watch.

[laughs sinisterly as Iron Man moves into the vault]

Mystique: And by nothing, I mean everything.

[shifts into Captain America's shape]

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Captain America: [repelling Screaming Mimi's voice with his mighty shield] Ah, for apple pie!

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M.O.D.O.K.: Klaw! Turn the star spangled one's brains into sonic sauerkraut. Hey, no offence.

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Captain America: [after knocking down M.O.D.O.K. with his shield] You know what, M.O.D.O.K.? You actually are smarter than they say.

M.O.D.O.K.: Hey, Cap called me smart. Could you say that loud enough for Dr. Doom to hear?

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