Blue Mountain State (TV Series)

Piss Test (2010)

Darin Brooks: Alex Moran

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• Thad Castle : Okay, I'm sure a lot of you are freaking out about the drug test, well take a chill pill; they don't test for those.

  Alex Moran : Wait, I'm not freaking out. I mean, it's just beer and weed for me, so uh, I just need a whole lot of water and tartar sauce.

  Thad Castle : Tartar sauce?

  Harmon Tedesco : No man, tartar sauce is for coke. Orange juice and cat shit; that's for weed.

  Donnie Schrab : Nah, cat shit's for meth. Tartar sauce is for opium.

  Thad Castle : Tartar sauce is for fish sticks!

• Craig Shilo : Harmon! Seriously? You couldn't wait three days?

  Harmon Tedesco : It's cleaner. It's just how I prefer to take it.

  Alex Moran : Does it do anything?

  Harmon Tedesco : I feel pretty light headed right now, yeah.