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Expecting the worse, i.e. old, shaky, hand-held rough cut, random
clips, a sellout crowd of over 300 fans were treated to a real must-see
gem at the Tulsa premiere, 17 July 2010. In sweltering heat, Fox
himself was on hand for the de rigueur photo opps, before the movie,
shown at AMC 20.
Opening with a short scene of Biker cooking hamburgers, hot dogs, and
french fries, then proceeding to throw them all away, with the
admonishment not to partake, this reviewer braced mightily for the most
embarrassing, absolute worse of what Tulsa filmmaking has to offer,
sure to be a major setback with another in a long-line of half-baked
third-coast efforts.
Yes, there are random, senseless scenes. At least on first brush.
There's the occasional profanity. But, apart from the ridiculous
spandex, booty shakes, and Dumb and Dumber-esqe vibe, it was difficult
not to laugh, belly-busting out loud, amidst serious underlying
ruminations on love, life, and its first cousin, death.
As the documentary draws viewers into Biker's "weird" world, what
became apparent was the need for an antagonist, good vs. evil, the
killer app to make the whole 86 minutes of total running time mesh into
some semblance of coherent narrative.
What antagonist would be the perfect foil to a protagonist who: 1)
feeds raccoons; 2) front-flips from bicycles; and, 3) prays like a
contrite, lonely little boy seeking protection?
At the requisite Q&A session, producer Jeremy Lamberton relates the
originally conceived film was planned to be a long succession of random
clips from years past. Basically, a very expensive home movie.
But, all that quickly and unexpectedly changed. The perfect killer app,
the most ideal antagonist, emerges as a dastardly dangerous Tulsa
Police officer. Who knew?!
Without Tulsa Police Officer Timothy J. Pike beating Biker for no good
reason, and arresting him on bogus trumped up charges, the film would
have been just a banal barrage of boring clips. Unwittingly, Pike MADE
this doc work. Maybe he should receive film credits, if not residuals?
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Anyone who participated in the Critical Mass of violent years past will
totally appreciate the strange predicament of an out-of-control cop,
with a prime directive mission to rid the world of cyclists from the
public roadways versus ONE lone, recalcitrant cyclist, doing nothing
more than just riding his bicycle. So what if there's some booty
shaking in front of virgin eyes stuck in cages on four wheels, at the
red light?
Pike changed Biker from a ridiculous caricature into a human being to
care about, even if he is in way-over-the-top spandex, showing more
than a nun would care to see. Who could forget the haunting voice-over
on raccoons being taunted in front of chroma?
Cutter Elvis Ripley is due major credit, for this and many other
poignant moments of raw humanity at war with itself. Bill LaFortune,
former Tulsa Mayor, in his real life role as counsel for the defense,
gave a spot-on legal analysis of bicycle laws. No self-respecting judge
or prosecuting attorney on criminal dockets, more interested in justice
than votes, should miss it.
So, what's the spoiler? For all his craziness, the weirdness we all
love to laugh at on the website, and the full frontal bike flips, Fox
is a Billy Mays type pitch guy, worthy of way-over-the-top, blaring
late night buy-here, pay-here used car commercials. This reviewer, for
one, has vowed not to wear his watch to bed to check the time in the
middle of the night.
The film should play well on the festival circuit, with the truly indie
aficionados for years to come. If the production does recoup its
budget, estimated at somewhere south of 50G, IFC is the most likely
benefactor/patron to propel it to the next level: Campy B-movie icon.
Maybe it will achieve the lofty status of perennial favorites, such as
Eraserhead, Plan 9 From Outer Space, or maybe, gasp, Rocky Horror?
Naaaaaaaaaah. Not a chance. Not in a million years.
9 out of 10. Fox and crew stuck to the traditional distributor pay-out
business model. They TOTALLY missed key product placement
opportunities, that could have made bank, from the get-go, with, or
without that all- mighty, all-knowing deity oracle: the sugar daddy
distributor with pocket change to burn for high-risk flyers. Too bad it
will be difficult for the sequel to be as entertaining.
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
By John Anderson
Human oddities, an entertainment staple since Barnum, are usually
limited to "American Idol" these days, but Frank P. DeLarzelere III --
a.k.a. Biker Fox -- is a genuinely singular personality: a
health-advocating personification of unresolved anger, public advocate
of personal privacy, antagonist of civil authority and muscle-car parts
supplier to the southwestern United States. As the subject of Jeremy
Lamberton's protracted but generally engaging "Biker Fox," he's
unforgettable, even if the docu likely will generate limited appeal
while pedaling its way around the festival circuit.
First-person verite is kind of a contradiction, but when Lamberton
hands the camera off to the fantastic Mr. Fox, that's what we get. The
subject pontificates -- not quite tongue-in-cheek -- about the
importance of healthful diet and exercise (when he adopted his current
regime of long-distance biking and no fried foods, he lost 90 pounds,
we're told). He is, we are also told, the first and only person to do a
front flip on a mountain bike (stunts are limited to the opening
credits, accompanied by Queen's "Bicycle Race".)
To call him aggressive, even when he's filming alone, would be a
grotesque understatement, and Biker Fox's run-ins with the law seem to
attest to a hunger for confrontation -- even if the cops seem easily
baited by Fox's persona and patented look (tight, loud, branded
T-shirts; Spandex biker shorts; a dangling fringe of curls circling the
outskirts of his otherwise hairless skull). This is Tulsa, after all.
For all the time we spend with the man, "Biker Fox" is a performance
piece, from which auds will have to draw their own conclusions. He's an
animal nut -- in one of the movie's two more memorable sequences, he
starts feeding one wild raccoon by hand, and a few cuts later at least
20 raccoons have filled the frame. (The other scene also features a
raccoon, one that leaps ferociously at the camera while we listen to a
Biker rant).
The man has no personal relationships we can detect, outside of the few
people who work for him and the car-parts customers he frequently
abuses on the phone. His past is an enigma, and the basis of his anger,
which he admits to, is a secret. Without some kind of insight into what
makes Biker Fox who he is, it's all a bit shallow, if frequently
entertaining.
Production values are raggedy, save for the sound, which is excellent.
And rough edges are not out of line with the tone of the piece.
Camera (color), Lamberton, Biker Fox; editors, Lamberton, Elvis Ripley;
music supervisor, Peymon Maskan; sound designer, Ripley. Reviewed at
Slamdance Film Festival (competing), Jan. 24, 2010. Running time: 88
MIN.
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*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Biker Fox is a character ... whatever that means
A documentary partially financed by its subject, Biker Fox sometimes
resembles edgily comic docs like Chicken Ranch or Grey Gardens, films
that make the privilege of being a protagonist seem fraught and
exploitative to an audience that watches the subject think himself king
for a day. A salesman of used muscle cars parts in Tulsa, Oklahoma,
Biker Fox recently discovered the benefits of a vegetarian lifestyle
and daily exercise, specifically riding his BMX around town. With
camera work so inexpert and behavior so absurd you can't classify this
as a serious documentary or a mockumentary (inadvertently, it can't
help but be both), part of the joy of this film is how impossible it is
to put it in a box. Built for fame on the cult circuit, this film could
score huge numbers on DVD, where word of mouth and person-to-person
circulation could make it a phenomenon of considerable proportions.
From the first moments, both the film and the protagonist are
impossible to categorize. Biker Fox addresses the camera as if on a
cooking show: he's barbecuing burgers and hot dogs (which he
intermittently calls "boogers and dogs") and in the patchy light he
looks like he might be wearing a bad wig (it's not a wig). Repeatedly
we see things that resemble fraudulence or falsehood but aren't quite.
Biker looks in the mirror and preaches personal affirmations to his
image about being a star, random feral animals wander up to and into
his home, he yells at his customers over the phone: it's not until act
three that you stop asking "is this guy for real?" Taking sojourns into
Oprah-styled, self-help lecture/confessional monologue, Biker explains
that he was previously overweight and went "number two a lot and had
pain in all my orifices" and it's the newfound joy he has for cycling
and clean living that's inspiring his malformed bits of commonsense
wisdom (even though it's not all sense). He calls himself
"Gay-Go-Lucky" and we can't be sure if it's another of his misused
vocab flubs or if he's performing a brand of masculinity that's as
outré and over-the-top as High Drag. He sits outside his garage for
countless hours, feeding the resident raccoons dog kibble and
whispering kindnesses about the beauty of God's Creatures via
voice-over, meanwhile the raccoons eat from his hand and he screams
"OW!" and "Shit that's sharp!" as the animals grab the kibble from him
a little too hard. Surrounded by the raccoons he idealizes, Herzog's
words about Timothy Treadwell seem close in memory. Though nothing as
dire as Treadwell, this guy is documentary gold.
Biker Fox (aka Frank Paul DeLarzalere) is an Internet personality and a
reported troll. Biker Fox, the movie that represents him, is an
ass-backward masterpiece. The film vacillates from laughable to austere
without a breath between. Though it makes no stabs at irony, the movie
will be most attractive to crowds who love and/or tolerate that quality
in their media, but what sets it apart is precisely the fact it
operates so far outside of the predictable tongue-in-cheek. Biker Fox
(man and/or film) operates in an atmosphere all its own. Performance
does play a part: this is not Frank Paul DeLarzalere this is Biker Fox.
Which of the two possesses the anger issues that get him arrested
multiple times in the dour third act is anyone's guess. Director Jeremy
Lamberton, who also ran camera on Winnebago Man, handed the camera over
to Biker Fox a lot, in fact it seems like the footage we see is
principally the product of Biker Fox or his helmet-cam. The poverty of
this footage (deliberate or otherwise) is part of why the film's
unclassifiable; it makes the film appear, at face value,
indistinguishable from whatever crap home movie Biker might make of
himself in the interest of extended YouTube fame, and who says the film
won't be used for those purposes anyway? The editing, however, belies
the surface amateurishness. Ultimately, the joy/suffering of Biker Fox
revolves around our orientation to the man: Do we think he's a parody
or is he "the real thing?" "Are we laughing with him or laughing at
him? Ultimately, for as much as Biker Fox is unclassifiable, its
audience sure seems to be.
Contact: Jeremy Lamberton jeremy@jeremylamberton.com Director: Jeremy
Lamberton Producer: Todd Lincoln Genre: Documentary Rating: Unrated
Running time: 90 min Release date: September 10 NY
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