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"The Penguins of Madagascar" Out of the Groove/Jungle Law (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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King Julien: [after being taken out of Burt's trunk] I have seen my entire life and many gigantic nose nuggets pass before my eyes. Thank the sky spirits that's over.

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Skipper: What in the name of Eisenhower's oatmeal?

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Mort: [Pops out of briefcase] Case open! REPLACE WITH:

King Julien: Without the electrically power, the zoo has now become... a jungle! And who is the king of the jungle?

[silence]

King Julien: Okay, I'll give you a hint. He is also the king of the zoo and the outlying mid-town area. And it is me. Okay, no more hints.

Skipper: Negative! There is no such thing as jungle law.

King Julien: Oh, really? Perhaps everyone here might want to hear the opinionings of a certified jungle lawyer.

Maurice: [Wearing a tie and seating next to a briefcase, reading some papers] Ahem. All hail King Julien! Case closed.

Mort: [Pops out of briefcase] Case open!

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Skipper: This is going to end very badly for you, Your Majesty. And when this jungle law does fail, I will have four sweet, sweet words for you.

King Julien: Oh! "I love King Julien"?

Skipper: No. "I told you so."

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Skipper: Ah, King Ringtail. I believe I owe you some words.

Kowalski: In random order, they are: told, I, so, you.

Skipper: Allow me to unscramble.

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Private: It's okay, Mort. We're not going to hurt you.

Skipper: Not true, Private. I did authorize lethal force.

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King Julien: I demand to talk to my jungle lawyer!

Maurice: Dude with a briefcase?

[Kicks briefcase aside]

Maurice: Haven't seen him.

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Skipper: Attention, panicky mob! Clearly this is phase one in the space squid invasion. I'd advise you all to keep your heads. Space squids always start with the heads.

Marlene: Space squids? Guys, I think we're just having a blackout.

Skipper: That's just what the space squids want us to think, Marlene... if you truly are Marlene.

Mason: No, I believe she's right. The entire city is suspiciously dark.

Skipper: Well, I guess that's a perfectly logical explanation for... Hiyah!

[Grabs Marlene by the ankles and shakes her upside down]

Skipper: Show... your... tentacles... you... squid... spy!

Marlene: Ow! What the...! Let go!

Skipper: Her story checks out.

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Skipper: Tiny lemur, the feet need you.

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Skipper: Ah, hobby day. It's like taking a regular day and making it a Saturday.

Private: But Skipper, it is Saturday.

Skipper: Hmm, it's working already.

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Skipper: This better be life or death, Ringtail, or we can arrange those stakes.

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King Julien: [Voiceover] But those baboons, they would not listen to sabotage... I mean, reason.

Darla: Did you drop that fuzzy bag of stank into our habitat?

King Julien: That is a wild accusation!

Darla: Y'all saying you didn't do it?

King Julien: Oh, no, I did it. I just think the accusation is... wild!

Darla: Uh-huh. Now I'm gonna say this slow, because I can tell y'all got a bad case of the stupids...

King Julien: Maurice, how did she see the royal medical report?

Darla: Y'all apologize for skunking us, or my gals and I are gonna make us a couple of lemur coats.

Mort: Ooh, can I have one?

[Maurice whispers in Mort's ear]

Mort: I cancel my order.

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Skipper: [starts dancing] That ain't right! Kowalski, analysis.

Kowalski: Skipper, you seem to be shaking your booty.

Private: Quite impressively, I might add.

Rico: Uh-huh!

Skipper: I'm not doing this. Something's making me dance.

King Julien: You... you have my groove! It is not all bye-byed after all! Yes!

Skipper: Get it outta me!

King Julien: I don't know how.

Darla: Guess who does.

Mort: Is it Santa?

Darla: Yea... what? No! I'm the only one who can fix this. But am I gonna?

Mort: Santa would.

Darla: Well, I ain't Santa!

Private: What if Julien apologized?

Darla: That's all I'm asking.

King Julien: Have I not made my policy on apologizing clear? It is for the weak and wrong.

Skipper: Listen, Ringtail. I'm about to show you how weak and wrong you are. Apologize now.

King Julien: Uh-uh.

Skipper: Okay then. Let's dance!

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Kowalski: I can't look away from the raw, savage splendor!

Private: I want to cry, but I don't know if it's because I've never seen anything so beautiful, or anything so horrifying.

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Skipper: I don't get it. What in the world made me shake my tailfeathers like that?

Private: Maybe Darla's magic was real.

Kowalski: Don't be ridiculous, Private. Cold, hard science negates even the possibility of magic.

Private: Okay, then maybe Skipper has a dancer buried deep inside him.

Skipper: Magic's real. Case closed.

Kowalski: But science...

Skipper: Nope, I said case closed.

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Skipper: Rigth, men. Jungle law has stunk up our zoo long enough. Time to apply some penguin-scented disinfectant to this mess.

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Mort: You have feet. Give Mort feet. Mort need feet!

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Skipper: Well, Ringtail, I believe it's time I said a few words.

Private: Oh, no. He wouldn't. Not now.

Skipper: I... told... you... that this plan was brilliant!

King Julien: Say what?

Skipper: What his Majesty knew was that the biggest danger in a crisis situation was blind panic. So he set up this post-apocalyptic-wasteland scenario to keep our minds off of the blackout. Genius!

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Private: Skipper, you gave up an "I told you so." That's the most noble thing I've ever seen.

Skipper: Sometimes, Private, you just have to set your sights a little higher.

King Julien: Yes! Praise me, for I am so much greater than any penguin could ever be!

Skipper: Rico, set the sights a little higher.

[Rico launches a watermelon from a catapult; it lands on Julien]

King Julien: Aah! I've been meloned!

Skipper: All hail the king.

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Burt: [attacking King Julien] Peanut head! Peanut head!

Kowalski: We're only here to talk, friend. Straight turkey, no judgements.

Maurice: Are you crazy? The dude's head doesn't even look like a peanut!

King Julien: What? How dare you insult my gloriously peanut-shaped head!

[Burt sticks his trunk over Julien's head]

Kowalski: Oh, golly!

Maurice: That ain't right.

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King Julien: Yes, we all like chaos and mayhem. But we need orderly chaos and nice mayhem.

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