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This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody (2009)

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Esme
Otto Bauer ...
James
Steve Crest ...
Carlisle (as Jack Lawrence)
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Bella
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Victoria
Dick James ...
Laurent
Chris Johnson ...
Edward
Lyla Storm ...
Alice
Talon ...
Jasper
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When you can fuck forever, you can fuck everybody

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Twifans should NOT watch this movie
5 January 2011 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

This may be a generalisation, but the Twilight saga is read mostly by teenage girls and bored housewives. As such, you would think that a Twilight based porno would be ripe for the picking to cater to those millions of horny housewives who want a bit of raunchy escapism and were left frustrated by the G rated books and movies! Why, then, did Devil's Film create a porno parody that was shot in the same vane as all those other male oriented pornos out there? All the camera shots are where the young 'ladies' are flashing the maximum and crying out fake sounds of pleasure, whereas you get precious little from the male actors. The action scenes were drawn out and predictable and the 'plot' scenes were just laughable. The particular low point was where the supposedly strong, sexy Victoria was deep-throating James and looked like she was about to vomit and burst into tears simultaneously.

Such a shame, this could have been done so much better by a female producer and female crew written for a female audience.


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