Edit
"The Vampire Diaries" 162 Candles (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Quotes

Stefan Salvatore: Katherine and Elena may look the same on the outside, but on the inside they are completely different.

Lexi: Oh, so Elena's not a raging bitch then, huh?

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Lexi: Ah. The famous Elena.

Elena Gilbert: Towel girl.

Lexi: I've been called worse. Here.

[Lexi hands Elena a shot of alcohol]

Elena Gilbert: I didn't know that you guys could drink.

Lexi: Oh, yeah. It helps curb the cravings. But... makes for a lot of lushy vamps.

Elena Gilbert: You know, I've never seen Stefan drunk. He always seems so...

Lexi: Uptight?

Elena Gilbert: Yeah.

Lexi: Yeah.

Elena Gilbert: But not with you.

Lexi: Well, that's the benefit of knowing someone for over a hundred years. You can just be yourself.

Elena Gilbert: Yeah, he can't be himself with me.

Lexi: Well, not yet. The first step was him telling you. The rest comes with time.

Elena Gilbert: You seem so sure.

Lexi: The love of my life was human. He went through what I imagine you're going through: denial, anger, et cetera. But at the end of the day, love really did conquer all.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Jeremy Gilbert: Wanna keep it down over there?

Jenna Sommers: Why, what are you doing?

Jeremy Gilbert: Homework.

Elena Gilbert: Since when do you do homework?

Jeremy Gilbert: I gotta finish this. I'm way behind, and I have a quiz tomorrow, so...

Elena Gilbert: What do you think... alien?

Jenna Sommers: Some sort of replicant.

Jeremy Gilbert: He can hear you.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Damon Salvatore: I have a diabolical master plan.

Lexi: What is it?

Damon Salvatore: Well if I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, now would it?

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Stefan Salvatore: Lexi?

Lexi: Hi.

Stefan Salvatore: What are you doing here?

Lexi: How could you even ask that?

Stefan Salvatore: I missed you.

Lexi: Happy birthday.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Damon Salvatore: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Stefan Salvatore: Elena is... Elena's warm. And she's... she's kind and she's caring and she's selfless... and it's real. And... honestly, when I'm around her... I completely forget what I am.

Lexi: Oh my God! You're in love with her.

Stefan Salvatore: Yeah. Yeah, I am.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Stefan Salvatore: He killed Zach, he killed Tanner, he turned Vikki. I have to kill him.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Damon Salvatore: What an unexpected surprise.

Lexi: Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Damon Salvatore: Why are you so mean to me?

Lexi: Uh, have you met you? You're not a nice person.

Damon Salvatore: Because I'm a vampire.

Lexi: But you're only the bad parts.

Damon Salvatore: [teasing] Teach me to be good.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Stefan Salvatore: [to Damon, after staking him and missing his heart on purpose] You saved my life. Now I'm sparing yours. We're even.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Damon Salvatore: Stefan smiles, alert the media.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Jenna Sommers: [plopping on the couch] You're wallowing.

Elena Gilbert: So are you.

Jenna Sommers: My wallow is legitimate. I was dumped.

Elena Gilbert: Yeah... well. Logan is a jerk.

Jenna Sommers: You didn't get a brush-off e-mail say: "I'm leaving town. See ya."

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Lexi: So this Elena girl. She'll come around. I'm sure of it. Have you had sex yet?

Stefan Salvatore: No.

Lexi: Sex always works. I mean you'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Stefan Salvatore: Yeah, but see, this isn't about sex or... or compulsion or any of our other tricks. She has to want to be with me on her own terms.

Lexi: Wow. That sounded all mature and grown up.

Stefan Salvatore: [smiling] I'm not getting any old.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page