The lemur natives are pelted with lumps of coal every year by Santa, presumably because they are always naughty, as per the original mythology of Saint Nicholas. See more
It's a Cold War that dates back centuries. You see, Santa used to be based in the South Pole.
Oh, this again? Santa chose North Pole fair and square.
Oh, please. They bribed him with candy canes and cheap Elf labor.
That's it! Let's go!
Every Woman in the World
Written by Dominic Roy King and Frank Musker
Performed by Air Supply See more