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(2012)

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Dr. Adam Smith: I need a photograph with it for National Geographic! And Facebook.

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Garda Lisa Nolan: You're drunk.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: No, I'm not. No.

Garda Lisa Nolan: Is that right?

[Ciarán chuckles]

Garda Lisa Nolan: Say the alphabet backwards for me.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Em... Zed... Et cetera.

Garda Lisa Nolan: I hope you're not driving.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: No. I'm taking Johnny's horse. Yah.

Garda Lisa Nolan: You're going to ride a horse while intoxicated?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Yeah, so? The horse is sober.

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Garda Lisa Nolan: What is that thing?

Dr. Adam Smith: I haven't a clue. I've never seen anything like it before. It's a completely foreign species. I can't even begin to originate or class it.

Paddy Barrett: A "grabber."

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea: What killed him, Jim?

Dr. Jim Gleeson: The fact that he's just a head. You bring me someone with a head cold or a headache and I could do something, but you bring me just a head and you're taking the piss. Jesus, they could bury him in a shoe box.

Garda Lisa Nolan: Doctor, we need to know.

Dr. Jim Gleeson: He was mauled in some way by some... animal or... something. I dunno. A tiger?

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Garda Lisa Nolan: Looks like it should be nice out.

Una Maher: Ah, there's a storm coming.

Garda Lisa Nolan: Oh? Really?

Una Maher: Mmm.

Garda Lisa Nolan: Are the gulls flying low or something?

Una Maher: No, it was on the telly.

[gestures to TV weather forecast]

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Una Maher: You're throwing a party?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Yeah.

Una Maher: Why?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Who needs a reason to have a laugh, ha-ha-ha?

Garda Lisa Nolan: [slurring] It's a welcome party for me.

Una Maher: Welcome party? But you're leaving in a fortnight.

Garda Lisa Nolan: So it's a goodbye party, whatever.

Una Maher: You only just got here.

Garda Lisa Nolan: [slurring, to O'Shea] What's her problem?

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea: What is it, Paddy?

Paddy Barrett: Wouldn't you like to know?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Not really, no.

Paddy Barrett: You would, though.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: No, not really.

Paddy Barrett: You would. If you were to know what I know, you'd want to know.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: All right, tell us then.

Paddy Barrett: [leans in] Right, so, between you and me, I caught meself a sea monster today. Swear to God, may he strike me down. You don't believe me?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Not a bit.

Paddy Barrett: I am no liar.

Brian Maher: Ha!

Paddy Barrett: Feck off, you!

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: All right, where is it?

Paddy Barrett: In me bathtub.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: In your bathtub.

Paddy Barrett: Having a bath.

[Paddy laughs]

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Goodnight, Paddy.

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea: [Touching the seemingly dead alien species] It's dead, right?

Dr. Adam Smith: Ummm, I'm not sure.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: [Moves away cautiously] You're not what?

Dr. Adam Smith: Basic tests I've done so far have shown up nothing usual or normal. It is beyond mystifying. I mean, really, I can't be sure without opening it up.

Paddy Barrett: [Swiftly beats it with a stick; it doesn't move] Ah... Tis dead.

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Brian Maher: Light me!

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Brian Maher: You bring potcheen into my bar?

Paddy Barrett: A bird never flew on one wing.

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Garda Lisa Nolan: Get away from him, you cuuuuuunt!

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Dr. Adam Smith: Your floor is broken.

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Garda Lisa Nolan: Smith said it needs water, right?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Pfff... says a lot of things.

Paddy Barrett: Mostly bollocks.

Garda Lisa Nolan: Whatever. But if it needs water to survive, how could it be movin' about on dry land?

Paddy Barrett: It was rainin'. When it's rainin', there's no such thing as dry land.

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea: As, as, as... flattering as it is... to hear a... a beautiful drunk s-slurrin' her feelings for me... now's not the time.

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Paddy Barrett: I say we feed it Father Potts. Unless it eats shit, it'll choke to death.

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Garda Lisa Nolan: It's always the quiet places where the mad shit happens.

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Tadhg Murphy: 'Tis no feckin' lobster!

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Dr. Jim Gleeson: In all my years I've never seen anything like it.

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Dr. Adam Smith: I can't feel my face!

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Dr. Adam Smith: Youuuu... really are Irish!

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea: If we taint our blood with booze, we're poisonous to eat.

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