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"The Office" Koi Pond (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Quotes

Michael Scott: Why would you date an amateur when you can date a professional?

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Michael Scott: I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke.

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[Kids see Michael pretending to hang from a noose]

Michael Scott: Kids, just remember. Suicide is never the answer. All right.

[in talking head]

Michael Scott: Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?

[to kids]

Michael Scott: It is the easy way out. You are not alone.

Darryl Philbin: What the hell is wrong with you?

Michael Scott: [short silence] Who wants candy?

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Jim Halpert: Michael, could see you in your office, please?

Angela Martin: No.

Jim Halpert: I wasn't asking *you*!

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