Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 3 - Lair of the Leviathan (2009 Video Game)

Andrew Chaikin: Bugeye, Coronado De Cava

Quotes 

• Guybrush Threepwood : Aren't you a bit like the tyrants you claim to hate?

  Bugeye : I don't appreciate your inference, sweet roll. We do everything democratically down here. Noogie, Moose and Santino carry equal weight in every decision.

  Guybrush Threepwood : How about your decision to be a jerk?

  Bugeye : No, that one's all me.

• Bugeye : The last thing this manatee needs is his sense of direction restored. We don't need to be getting to any sacred mating grounds.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Seriously. I've never seen manatees mate before, but I sure don't want to be inside one when I do.

• Guybrush Threepwood : You don't have some cockamamie plan for taking care of the Leviathan?

  Coronado De Cava : Nothing. I originally spent three months fabricating a giant manatee suitor to be piloted by a crew of fifteen men, all well learned in the ways of bestial romance, but sadly, they were lost during a trial run. Mashed like peas.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Yeesh!

• Guybrush Threepwood : [after De Cava and his crew turn on Guybrush]  Where's Noogie?

  Bugeye : Noogie had a hard time re-adjusting to crew-life. He wasn't ready to give up on democracy.

  Guybrush Threepwood : So he founded his own political party and sailed away peacefully?

  Bugeye : Sure. He... went to a quiet farm upstate.

• Guybrush Threepwood : I've been doing some thinking, and I'd like to join the Democratically United Brotherhood of the Manatee Interior.

  Bugeye : Is that so?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Yep! Although I'm applying to the Oligarical Society of the Alpaca Farm as a safety.

• Guybrush Threepwood : [Out of breath]  Horrible... teeth... gnashing... ferocious... leviathan!

  Coronado De Cava : I neglected to mention the guardian of La Esponja.

  Morgan LeFlay : What was it? A giant squid? They've been known to hunt and swallow entire corsairs!

  Guybrush Threepwood : No!

  Morgan LeFlay : [Gasps]  Megalodon? Devil whale?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Worse!

  Morgan LeFlay : What then?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Female... giant... manatee!

  Coronado De Cava : The monster must be tamed, Cheapwhistle.

  Guybrush Threepwood : With what, a rolled up newspaper?

  Coronado De Cava : Taming the female is no easy task. Their fickle minds are the greatest of all riddles! Complex, confounding... beautiful.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Are we still talking about manatees?