Elena Gilbert: Is Stefan here?
Damon Salvatore: Yep.
Elena Gilbert: Where is he?
Damon Salvatore: And good morning to you, little Miss I'm-On-A-Mission.
Elena Gilbert: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done?
Damon Salvatore: And how you can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?
Vicki Donovan: Why did you do it?
Damon Salvatore: I was... bored.
Vicki Donovan: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon Salvatore: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.
Vicki Donovan: [to Stefan] Ugh, does this sketchy feeling ever go away? It's like I have a massive hangover. And this daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood. Where's your bathroom, I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead.
Caroline Forbes: I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.
Elena Gilbert: [about Jeremy] Can you make him forget?
Stefan Salvatore: Elena...
Elena Gilbert: Stefan, please. I don't know how he'll ever get past this. I just want him to forget everything that happened.
Stefan Salvatore: If I did it, there's no guarantee that it would work... because of who I am, because of how I live. I don't have the ability to do it right.
Damon Salvatore: I can do it. If this is what you want. I'll do it.
Elena Gilbert: Part of me wishes that I could forget, too. Forget meeting you, finding out what you are and everything that's happened since.
Stefan Salvatore: That's what you want?
Elena Gilbert: Yes, it is. Because I don't want it to be like this. I don't want to feel like this. But I can't. With everything that's happened, I can't lose the way I feel about you.
Vicki Donovan: [grabs Elena by the throat] Let's get one thing straight, you perky little bitch. You had my brother whipped for fifteen years. Fifteen years, and then you dumped him. When I look at you, that is all I see. Just so you know. And I'm gonna see Jeremy whenever I wanna see Jeremy, because I have some fun new toys to play with, and I won't think twice about ripping your little head of. You got it?
Damon Salvatore: Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.
Damon Salvatore: [to Elena when she discovers the body of Vicki] You confuse me for someone with remorse.