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Christopher Chance is a man who seems to get his thrills on protecting people from all walks of life. In the opener, he takes a case where he needs to protect a mechanical engineer who designed California's first bullet train, capable of reaching speeds up to two hundred miles an hour. Written by
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Stephanie Dobbs says she ran the design team for the monorail. However, the vehicle changes from being a regular bullet train to being a monorail. For example all but one exterior CGI shots show it to be a normal train, however all the interior scenes show it to be a monorail (the brake disc bursting through the centre of the car for example)
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Quotes
Christopher Chance:
So what was the tab for all this?
Stephanie Dobbs:
All in? About $80 billion.
Christopher Chance:
How much of this came out of my taxes?
Stephanie Dobbs:
About $62 billion.
Christopher Chance:
Even I want to kill you for a little bit right now.
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This show is mildly amusing, just for the cliché after cliché storyline. A protagonist who can do everything (James Bond, pre-Daniel Craig, would be jealous); air ducts large enough to crawl through and fight in (and they're on a train!); and the ever-popular time bomb plot ("We've got to get off this train before it crashes!").
SPOILER: Superman, uh, "Christopher Chance", engages in a shoot-out with an assassin, escapes, then follows the assassin and prepares to shoot him. But *click*! He's out of ammunition! Yes, Mister Perfect was too stupid to check his weapon, and reload after he'd sprayed the area with lead.
Summary: "Human Target" is like Domino's Pizza: it's television of the last resort.