Ever since Marshall and Lily got married, Ted feels that his "best bro" Marshall has turned from being a "me" to a "we". That's why Ted is so excited when Marshall agrees to recreate one of their crazy college road trips to Chicago's Gazola's pizza joint, which is closing. But this trip is not quite what Ted was expecting as Marshall invites Lily. As Lily's presence changes the nature of the road trip, Ted tries to regain what he wanted this trip to be. Meanwhile, Robin may be deported unless she becomes a US citizen. Robin, a patriotic Canadian, isn't sure if she wants to become an American. Barney, who doesn't understand why anyone wouldn't want to be American, helps Robin become his version of American. But when Robin's withdrawal symptoms become too much for her to handle, she falls off the wagon. This experience shows her where she really fits and where her patriotic heart lies. Written by
Did You Know?
Robin tells Ted that the water bill is "bigger than Louis Cyr's arms." Cyr was a French/Canadian strongman and weightlifter whose forearms reportedly measured 16.3"/41.4cm. See more
Ted and Marshall tell how they would eat jerky and drink tantrum on their trip, but Marshall always had a no food or drink rule in the car. See more
Crumpet Manor is listed in the American Registry of Historic Bed and Breakfasts. Our door is opened on Christmas day, 1881. And we have catered to couples ever since.
Well, I mean, single people can have fun here, too, right?
Oh, I suppose I could arrange a little recreation.
Do you enjoy sitting on a bench?
References Ernest Goes to Jail
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
Written by Charlie Reid
& Craig Reid
Performed by The Proclaimers See more